Five things people born and rised in LA do not say or do:
1)We never, ever call it "LA LA Land". If I personally hear you say that, I will punch you where it hurts.
2)We don't want to hang out with or meet celebs. I personally am not that impressed because growing up around here I see them all the time. And I mean all the time; however, I was preatty shocked when I saw billy from Green Day, but he's an artist so that's cool.
3)We never say, "Do you know who I am". It's just corny, and deserves a kick in the pooper. But we do say, "You don't know me Mutha Fucka", and that is sometimes followed by a "I will kill you". That would be one corny ass biatch more than the "Do you know who I am" chump.
4)Don't complain about the fact that you cannot smoke inside the bar. Just go outside bitch. It's not that big of a deal. I actually prefer to drink without plums of smoke around me. And then I like to go outside and smoke. We are just used to it so shut your trap.
5)Don't call every other place the ghetto. I've been to the ghetto and you know when you're there. The ghetto doesn't have a Starbucks with in a three mile radius.
1)We never, ever call it "LA LA Land". If I personally hear you say that, I will punch you where it hurts.
2)We don't want to hang out with or meet celebs. I personally am not that impressed because growing up around here I see them all the time. And I mean all the time; however, I was preatty shocked when I saw billy from Green Day, but he's an artist so that's cool.
3)We never say, "Do you know who I am". It's just corny, and deserves a kick in the pooper. But we do say, "You don't know me Mutha Fucka", and that is sometimes followed by a "I will kill you". That would be one corny ass biatch more than the "Do you know who I am" chump.
4)Don't complain about the fact that you cannot smoke inside the bar. Just go outside bitch. It's not that big of a deal. I actually prefer to drink without plums of smoke around me. And then I like to go outside and smoke. We are just used to it so shut your trap.
5)Don't call every other place the ghetto. I've been to the ghetto and you know when you're there. The ghetto doesn't have a Starbucks with in a three mile radius.
mcbane13:
Your comments are true. I love LA. I hate idiots that commit these heinous acts of idiocy. just for that, im a request you!