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Friday Nov 11, 2005

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I Made Paris Crash

If you read my previous journal entry, you would know that I was going to trying to make better use of my mystical powers.

So, on Wednesday evening, I was walking down Santa Monica (in Santa Monica), when I saw a car swerve into the lane closest to the sidewalk, cross the intersection, and then speed back into traffic. It took me a second to process what I had just seen, and I was left thinking, "was that Paris Hilton"? I thought that it was'nt, but then I noticed the car that she was driving...It was a Bentley. My next two thoughts were:
1. That was Paris
2. That nice car is going be in an accident

As I was telling someone this story later that night, they told me that her car was in an accident. shocked

My powers are beyond my understanding so beware.
blackeyed
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evilqween_:
Paris Hilton....too bad you didn't will her to disappear. Just joking that would be evil, huh....Hmmm, but it is a good idea.
~*S miao!!
Nov 12, 2005
tsukue:
Congratulations - that's a very awesome display of power. biggrin (Better than bending that spoon - after all, there is no spoon) - hee hee.
Nov 16, 2005

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