danny_g

Okay. Here's the thing.

I took my pictures on the two highest resolution settings. There's not a one under 250kb, and as many of you likely know, there's a 100kb limit for this site.

I'm a nob, is what I'm saying. So, no photos of my vacation. So sorry to anyone who's actually disappointed, but fear not: if you're in the Southern Alberta area the hard copies are readily available. And if you'd like them e-mailed... you're insane. Why would you want me to do that? Honestly.

Instead, here's some random comments about the trip.

Took my second scuba dive. I find it quite agreeable. Less hot Brazilian women than last year, but more fish. And a turtle. That was sweet.

The beeping noise a truck makes when it backs up is not a ringtone to be customized. And if it is, it shouldn't be the Lambada song. I mean, really.

This was the first time I ever hit a bar with my parents. not as weird as I imagined.

Flipping through the English language channels, I came across El Mariachi dubbed into english and subtitled in spanish. Now that, I feel, is peculiar.

From Saturday to Wednesday, no tanning. None. Still pale as a ghost. Then Thursday I got cocky and all the sunburning happened. Flipping Nora.

That'll do for now... long posts are not your friend, or so it seems. But I'll be back, hopefully sooner this time...

-Danny G
"Sometimes I wish I were someone else so much it hurts."
-Spider Jerusalem