"Hello?"
"Dan? Is that you?"
"Hang on, I had to turn Creedance down, what did you say?"
"It's your boss, are you not in today?"
"I have the day off, in fact, I've taken the next 16 months off. You didn't get the email?"
To: everyone@companyUSA.com
From: Dan Eagle (dizzeagle@companyUSA.com)
CC: everyone@companyUSA.com
Subject: Peeeeeaaaace out
Just thought I'd let everyone know, my stapler is available as well as my tape despencer. If you were wondering, I was the one who had all the kitchen glasses. They're dirty, but all in my left drawer along with some moldy tupperware. I've taken the liberty of erasing my hard drive and if you look carefully, I've also urinated on my chair. I wouldn't suggest taking it, but like the tape despencer and stapler, it's also available. See you 'round town.
Dan
The day I left, my apartment was filled with a lot of stuff destined for secondary ownership. Clothes, expensive gadgets, sneakers, lots of sneakers; all ready for someone else's enjoyment. I did pack a bag, I did need clothes and a toothbrush, I ain't no hippy.
It was so easy. I had, not to brag, tons of cash. I had no credit, checks or any card of any kind. Columbia House could not send me my next mailing, I would not be present to sign for the delivery. Hell, I wouldn't need DVDs, where I was going it would be bill-free and sunny. All my friends have somehow figured out a way to get there before me and get set up at a cheap rental near the beach. My hotmail has already bounced back inquiries from them about when I'd get there. But after a short flight, I'd be strolling in, hopefully to accept a nice cold drink from Mandeisel. There was no rush, but I'd have to get settled quickly not miss my favorite DJ play a tiny pub around the corner from my new digs. I couldn't get too drunk, I did have to get up by noon to go fishing with Jaysonian. It was really a sweet deal I had sorted out, I gradually decided I'd have to stay. Will write soon.
Love,
<a href="http://fortdrastic.com" target="_blank">Dan</a>
"Dan? Is that you?"
"Hang on, I had to turn Creedance down, what did you say?"
"It's your boss, are you not in today?"
"I have the day off, in fact, I've taken the next 16 months off. You didn't get the email?"
To: everyone@companyUSA.com
From: Dan Eagle (dizzeagle@companyUSA.com)
CC: everyone@companyUSA.com
Subject: Peeeeeaaaace out
Just thought I'd let everyone know, my stapler is available as well as my tape despencer. If you were wondering, I was the one who had all the kitchen glasses. They're dirty, but all in my left drawer along with some moldy tupperware. I've taken the liberty of erasing my hard drive and if you look carefully, I've also urinated on my chair. I wouldn't suggest taking it, but like the tape despencer and stapler, it's also available. See you 'round town.
Dan
The day I left, my apartment was filled with a lot of stuff destined for secondary ownership. Clothes, expensive gadgets, sneakers, lots of sneakers; all ready for someone else's enjoyment. I did pack a bag, I did need clothes and a toothbrush, I ain't no hippy.
It was so easy. I had, not to brag, tons of cash. I had no credit, checks or any card of any kind. Columbia House could not send me my next mailing, I would not be present to sign for the delivery. Hell, I wouldn't need DVDs, where I was going it would be bill-free and sunny. All my friends have somehow figured out a way to get there before me and get set up at a cheap rental near the beach. My hotmail has already bounced back inquiries from them about when I'd get there. But after a short flight, I'd be strolling in, hopefully to accept a nice cold drink from Mandeisel. There was no rush, but I'd have to get settled quickly not miss my favorite DJ play a tiny pub around the corner from my new digs. I couldn't get too drunk, I did have to get up by noon to go fishing with Jaysonian. It was really a sweet deal I had sorted out, I gradually decided I'd have to stay. Will write soon.
Love,
<a href="http://fortdrastic.com" target="_blank">Dan</a>