danny_eagle

"Hello?"
"Dan? Is that you?"
"Hang on, I had to turn Creedance down, what did you say?"
"It's your boss, are you not in today?"

"I have the day off, in fact, I've taken the next 16 months off. You didn't get the email?"

To: everyone@companyUSA.com
From: Dan Eagle (dizzeagle@companyUSA.com)
CC: everyone@companyUSA.com
Subject: Peeeeeaaaace out

Just thought I'd let everyone know, my stapler is available...
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The Fort Drastic supported Swankstation New Years Party went off without a hitch. The party ended around 6am and we were left only with the fond memories and smells of a large celebration. But our guests didn't leave us completely empty-handed. One pair of unclaimed pants, an unopened camel-shaped bottle of Italian liquer, some high heels and an entire, untouched large pizza were found in...
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I've got a date to go see Kool Keith tomorrow night. The last time I saw him, the place was charged with a demented energy; punk rockers, hoods, and intellectual all forced to be drunk in the same sweaty room. Nobody was safe, the bouncers were getting showered with beer, and someone wanted to kick my ass for bumping in to him. I convinced the...
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Dragged my hung over ass to work today, yes saturday, and layed out kids books. Glad that the kids won't be able to smell the booze on the pages.