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I'M KURTIS BLOW!


This always cheers me up.
Life is hard right now, a bit more emotionally trying than usual. My social life is very sparse and involves barhopping and TRYING to get people to hang out.

*shrug* them's the breaks.
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I laughed so hard I farted.

dannosaur:
My brain wants to make his nostrils his eyes.
I can't shake it.
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There was a point in time where this heart and this mind worked in unison.
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I have come to the shocking realization that I hate lady gaga for no other reason than the fact that she reminds me of my ex wife.
mizoo:
This is a fine reason!
leib_:
+1 to Mizoo's response.
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To quote Marilyn Manson, "If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends"
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I think the moment I finally became disenchanted with casual sex was the moment I realized that some of the most attractive, sensual and desirable women I'd been with frankly didn't know how to fuck. - Quote me on that, that shit's prophetic.

Women - be liberated. Feel sexy. By "feel sexy", I mean don't hide any piece of your anatomy or your inner goddess....
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churtch:
Very very well put.
elizadoolittle:
There is nothing sexier than confidence. Be it body or inner. One of the sexiest men I went out with was fat. He was gorgeous.
Any sign of insecurity or shyness in a partner is instant turn off. I mean sexually. If you see your partner flinch, hold back words or hide themselves then that in turn creates self awareness in you. You become nervous for them. And urgh...thats not gona ned up be scorching hot sexin is it?


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NASHVILLE FUCKERS.
elizadoolittle:
You bohemian!
I need to be one of those ex-wifes that control everything..how the fuck do these women work that out...i FAIL at being a controlling ex wife...

sushi..om nom nom

have a nice trip kiss
marlabliss:
Thank U a lot for support )
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A minor setback.

Keep moving, it's the easiest thing to do. smile
saira:
FUCK. You're totally right. For the record, I liked that show before Hot Topic started pandering it out to emo kids.

PS: "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming..." Hah.
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I stretched my prince albert to 6g, hurt like a motherbitch. There's a lot of nerve endings there, for some reason. :-P
Despite the obvious soreness it's already more comfortable, and it looks better with the bigger jewelery. The ladies will agree, I'm sure. Haven't had a complaint yet, and the only woman disgusted by the thought of it is the ex-wife (who I wouldn't...
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saira:
How long were you married, if you don't mind my asking?
leib_:
shocked

Good luck with everything smile
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Sleep is for chumps. :-P

I think I'm taking a trip to Omaha here in a couple weeks.
tai_:
Omaha eh? One time my family got a box of Omaha steaks. I wanted to marry those steaks.

Anyways, you described it perfectly. What happened, the feelings I'm feeling. I'm doing better today, but maybe I am in denial. If I am, I like denial. Now that I think about it, it doesn't seem like it really is my fault. And I am a lot better off without him.
saira:
Sleep IS for chumps. I can sleep when I'm dead, as they say.
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I've been a bit distracted lately.
Learning to cope.
Quitting the alcohol, for now at least. I'm sick and tired of the emotional roller-coaster. I'm never going to get over this if I stay numb.

I had to sever a relationship or two - made some new friends in the process. This is a good thing. If the old friends truly care, they'll come to...
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talamia:
Aw *hugs* one day at a time indeed...

Wicked profile pic btw smile
tai_:
I'm sorry to hear that sir. I can't even to begin imagining what you're going through, probably 20 times worse than what I'm going through.