danmiller

Discover Ohio,
Have you ever wanted to experience a place like no other? do you have a desire to find in a location the key to life's mysteries and the secret to eternal happiness and youth? then come to ohio. the landscape is god's playground! the rolling hills are the testicles of the earth. reach out to someone you know and love and bring them...
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hey its today and heres another entry in this abortion i call a journal because i dont know how to do this bananas. so if theres anyone out there who can give advice on proper "blogging" leave a comment or call me a foreskin head or something equally amazing. i like oxygen and nitrogen ummmmmmmmm i invented the noble gases all by myself with my...
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cant sleep cant sleep cant sleep cant sleep

so yeah heres another journal entry and i hope that someone finds this entertaining, i decided last night while being auditorially raped that nickleback's music is so bad it makes me want to drown puppies and push down old ladies and steel wheelcahirs jaywalk litter and pollute the earth. im thouroughly convinced that if nickle back was to disappear the worlds ills would instantly be...
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so yeah this is a journal entry and this is what i wanna be when i grow up: the incredile hulk. seriously i think im about half way there i can get really really angry if i try but nothing really happens after that im hoping that one of these days ill start to turn green.