Madness in Alabama, as a leprachaun tries to vote!!
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Category: Blogging
beware if you are alone in the suburbs of mobile alabama as you may be bruttally accosted by a rabid color blind leprechaun. but if you run into a crazy homeless crack head in body armor fret not, he has an ancient leprechaun flute handed down by his grandfather who is apparently a famed leprechaun hunter. the flute is obviously authentic because its made of magical plumbing pipe from the home depot down the street. this flute is an excellent way to calm the leprachaun before you can club it like a baby seal, be careful not to waste the blood though, as it is almost pure grain alcohol and can cure syphylis. when approached for comment the leprachaun ran around in circles urinating on itself screaming about saved by the bell and genital warts. local correspondant and man on the scene Jesus Christ had this to say.
"has anyone seen my car keys? i went home with this fat girl last night and i think i lost them in one of her folds."
Thanks for the help Jesus.
Tommy Jacobs, local amatuer sketch artist and self ascribed messiah had this rendering of the suspect.
If you see this person stay away at all costs, that is unless you have the magical anti-leprachuan flute, or a gun, then you could just shoot him. Furthermore Easy-E was is and always will be the greatest man to ever live.
Current mood: Table and capricious
Category: Blogging
beware if you are alone in the suburbs of mobile alabama as you may be bruttally accosted by a rabid color blind leprechaun. but if you run into a crazy homeless crack head in body armor fret not, he has an ancient leprechaun flute handed down by his grandfather who is apparently a famed leprechaun hunter. the flute is obviously authentic because its made of magical plumbing pipe from the home depot down the street. this flute is an excellent way to calm the leprachaun before you can club it like a baby seal, be careful not to waste the blood though, as it is almost pure grain alcohol and can cure syphylis. when approached for comment the leprachaun ran around in circles urinating on itself screaming about saved by the bell and genital warts. local correspondant and man on the scene Jesus Christ had this to say.
"has anyone seen my car keys? i went home with this fat girl last night and i think i lost them in one of her folds."
Thanks for the help Jesus.
Tommy Jacobs, local amatuer sketch artist and self ascribed messiah had this rendering of the suspect.
If you see this person stay away at all costs, that is unless you have the magical anti-leprachuan flute, or a gun, then you could just shoot him. Furthermore Easy-E was is and always will be the greatest man to ever live.