Discover Ohio,
Have you ever wanted to experience a place like no other? do you have a desire to find in a location the key to life's mysteries and the secret to eternal happiness and youth? then come to ohio. the landscape is god's playground! the rolling hills are the testicles of the earth. reach out to someone you know and love and bring them along to the most amazing state in the history of the existence of mankind. this wonderful state brings year round fantastic weather. the snow drifts are beautiful in winter. fall and spring have beautiful snowdrifts too! the sun never hides during the summer so remember you can't shovel sunshine!
Leap on over to the magnificent kingdom of toledo and check out the university of toledo rockets crush the competition on the playing field of some college level sporting event. then you can go down to columbus and go to COSI, the science museum! learn about electricity, or why you can't fall up, GRAVITY!!! there is much to do in Cincinnati too. the history of Cincinnati is rich and deep, WKRP is there! also its a little known fact that the first mayor of cincinnati was lactose intolerant and a dinosaur! we mustn't forget the great city of Cleveland, where everyone whos anyone knows you can get a great deal on a box of frosted mini-wheats from the Marc's in lakewood!
Mosey on down to southern ohio, but be careful not to set foot in kentucky or you'll catch on fire and non one will ever be able to put you out. EVER! down in southern Ohio the corn fields make for quite a site. The trees are pretty too.
DAYTON!
If you're going to north canton don't forget to strap on you tennis shoes and stop in at the YMCA. I heard theres a basketball court. the bridges there are adeqate, which is better, but not by much, than medicore.
Looking for something a little more extreme? try Cedar Point, there are roller coasters and DIppin' Dots, the ice cream of the future!!
Feel like you're falling behind on technology? visit one of the many costume stores in Ohio, buy a spaceman suit, wear it to the next big party. Tell people about your orgasmically fantastic space adventures to sector 4 of the Alpha Quandrant, or the Dagoba system!
Youngstown self proclaimed murder capitol of the world!
Parma the worst city ever!
Meet men and woman who served our country at the local V.F.W. Find some hookers. get a job, settle down. Join the circus, fuck an elephant. But most importantly become your own savior in Ohio, THE HEART OF IT ALL!!!!!
Have you ever wanted to experience a place like no other? do you have a desire to find in a location the key to life's mysteries and the secret to eternal happiness and youth? then come to ohio. the landscape is god's playground! the rolling hills are the testicles of the earth. reach out to someone you know and love and bring them along to the most amazing state in the history of the existence of mankind. this wonderful state brings year round fantastic weather. the snow drifts are beautiful in winter. fall and spring have beautiful snowdrifts too! the sun never hides during the summer so remember you can't shovel sunshine!
Leap on over to the magnificent kingdom of toledo and check out the university of toledo rockets crush the competition on the playing field of some college level sporting event. then you can go down to columbus and go to COSI, the science museum! learn about electricity, or why you can't fall up, GRAVITY!!! there is much to do in Cincinnati too. the history of Cincinnati is rich and deep, WKRP is there! also its a little known fact that the first mayor of cincinnati was lactose intolerant and a dinosaur! we mustn't forget the great city of Cleveland, where everyone whos anyone knows you can get a great deal on a box of frosted mini-wheats from the Marc's in lakewood!
Mosey on down to southern ohio, but be careful not to set foot in kentucky or you'll catch on fire and non one will ever be able to put you out. EVER! down in southern Ohio the corn fields make for quite a site. The trees are pretty too.
DAYTON!
If you're going to north canton don't forget to strap on you tennis shoes and stop in at the YMCA. I heard theres a basketball court. the bridges there are adeqate, which is better, but not by much, than medicore.
Looking for something a little more extreme? try Cedar Point, there are roller coasters and DIppin' Dots, the ice cream of the future!!
Feel like you're falling behind on technology? visit one of the many costume stores in Ohio, buy a spaceman suit, wear it to the next big party. Tell people about your orgasmically fantastic space adventures to sector 4 of the Alpha Quandrant, or the Dagoba system!
Youngstown self proclaimed murder capitol of the world!
Parma the worst city ever!
Meet men and woman who served our country at the local V.F.W. Find some hookers. get a job, settle down. Join the circus, fuck an elephant. But most importantly become your own savior in Ohio, THE HEART OF IT ALL!!!!!