This college thing is wearing thing. By 2007 it will have been 10 years of college experience for me. Odd how I can tolerate insufferable shit for years on end and still never get any desire to change anything.
"How can you stand drinking so much and being hungover all the time?"
See answer above.
I need a New Project. Something outside of the realm...
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"How can you stand drinking so much and being hungover all the time?"
See answer above.
I need a New Project. Something outside of the realm...
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On the whim of a nasty teacher, I have to take out another 3000 dollars in student loans to graduate so she doesn't have the horrible dilemma of having 20 kids in her class instead of 19. Hmm, what power she has. She can't have an extra student in her class so I get fucked. I bought a pickle. Its going up my ass so...
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This year sucked. Bring on '05.
Brando died. Fuck that. The man was Godly. Dangerfield was awsome. Something he said a couple months before he passed (Played on Howard Stern) that I'll never forget:
Reporter: So, Mr. Dangerfield, do you believe in an afterlife?
RD: No... no.
I guess even comedians don't like to joke about death when they're on the brink of it. Good...
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Brando died. Fuck that. The man was Godly. Dangerfield was awsome. Something he said a couple months before he passed (Played on Howard Stern) that I'll never forget:
Reporter: So, Mr. Dangerfield, do you believe in an afterlife?
RD: No... no.
I guess even comedians don't like to joke about death when they're on the brink of it. Good...
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monsterbaby:
Aye, Aye El Capatain
hahaha
hahaha
chris_sick:
you know tom waits in your fucking marrow, trust me.
and you've heard rod stewarts' cover of 'downtown' train, i'd wager.
pick up rain dogs it'll be the best money you ever spent, trust me.
have a good new year's eve.
and you've heard rod stewarts' cover of 'downtown' train, i'd wager.
pick up rain dogs it'll be the best money you ever spent, trust me.
have a good new year's eve.
Ahhhh, Christmas. I'm an aethist, but fuck you, I love turning silly stories into capitalistic ventures to degrade their true meaning. Especially if I recieve more than I give.
It should be a tremendous time. My mother's fine cooking, all the liquor I can handle, my entire family getting sloppy and taking pot-shots at eachother.
This should be another one for the books. I think...
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It should be a tremendous time. My mother's fine cooking, all the liquor I can handle, my entire family getting sloppy and taking pot-shots at eachother.
This should be another one for the books. I think...
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chris_sick:
man my liver breathed a sigh of relief around six pm last night, cos i was at work and it had finally managed to discharge all the alcohol from my body. i can almost hear it thinking 'all right, we made it through that gaunlet, but fuckin' new year's is right beyond it. oh shit...'
but that's all right.
hope christmas found you well.
but that's all right.
hope christmas found you well.
sgguy:
First let me say I appreciate your Christmas comments. Why do we put ourselves through this every year?
Anyway, the web site is an alternative web site similar to SG. I love SG and will stay a member, I felt like a few things could be different and always have wanted to start my own community. I have enough skills to accomplish building and promoting the site. I am hoping to have more writiing and news to entertain and keep people informed. And of course there will be girls rated R. I am hoping to make it a free community by integrating free sources such as live lournal and bloglines. Any suggestions on any content?
We really need a few people who can write. Although I love to voice my opinion, I even enjoyed writing in school, my skills as a writer and my lack of grammer makes me a poor candidate.
Additionaly, I need people to help and be part of this new community because I cannot suceed by myself.
Any interest or comments let me know!
Anyway, the web site is an alternative web site similar to SG. I love SG and will stay a member, I felt like a few things could be different and always have wanted to start my own community. I have enough skills to accomplish building and promoting the site. I am hoping to have more writiing and news to entertain and keep people informed. And of course there will be girls rated R. I am hoping to make it a free community by integrating free sources such as live lournal and bloglines. Any suggestions on any content?
We really need a few people who can write. Although I love to voice my opinion, I even enjoyed writing in school, my skills as a writer and my lack of grammer makes me a poor candidate.
Additionaly, I need people to help and be part of this new community because I cannot suceed by myself.
Any interest or comments let me know!
School is over. My family has enslaved me. They work me day and night, while my girlfriend cracks the whip. My lower back is about to break in two. Thank god the drink of the week is Gentlemen Jack, and it never runs out. Time to take more of my mom's painkillers. Am I lucky or fucked? I can never tell.
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chris_sick:
i got talked out of coke on friday night, and just as well.
at some point i referred to my closest friend as a 'sneaky jap bastard' and then gave him a dollar so that i didn't have to apologize.
we all agreed afterwards i would've been much worse on the coke.
and not having a connection because mine moved doens't help.
the feeling in your chest is your heart yelling for more
do not be confused by your common sense, more is always acceptable.
at some point i referred to my closest friend as a 'sneaky jap bastard' and then gave him a dollar so that i didn't have to apologize.
we all agreed afterwards i would've been much worse on the coke.
and not having a connection because mine moved doens't help.
the feeling in your chest is your heart yelling for more
do not be confused by your common sense, more is always acceptable.
chris_sick:
just once i want someone to actually write the goddamn essay, i go on and on and on about this essay and no one's ever written one. fucking bastards.
cigarettes cover bourbon. lots and lots and lots of cigarettes.
cigarettes cover bourbon. lots and lots and lots of cigarettes.
This is the greatest and best journal in the world.
tribute.
I'm disapointed with myself. Less than five hours to go until the deadline, 9 stories short. Thank god the pay was crap.
I wrote 26 pages of a screenplay last night. Yes, there are tons of mistakes, but still, if I put my mind to it, I could finish the first draft of...
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tribute.
I'm disapointed with myself. Less than five hours to go until the deadline, 9 stories short. Thank god the pay was crap.
I wrote 26 pages of a screenplay last night. Yes, there are tons of mistakes, but still, if I put my mind to it, I could finish the first draft of...
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m_bethany:
soo what is the verdict? did you do what you needed or do I get to keep my stoner self out here in Upland....? Let me know...
try me online sometime today....
~ the angel*
try me online sometime today....
~ the angel*
m_bethany:
i am coming out... in about 20 minutes you will get a phone call... okay?
I need to get paid for playing video games. And for visiting this site. And for drinking. And writing. I'd accept nothing less than 400 a week. Any takers? 
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verushka:
Te quiero. Te amo. Te adoro! I know youll do great 
Miss B
Miss B
verushka:
so, did you finish it?
dont tell me you wrote the gangster one?
dont tell me you wrote the gangster one?
Fuck all this. This faithful shit, this sober shit, this growing old shit, fuck it all.
"Why, Dan, don't you think you're being a little immature? 'Fuck it all' eh? You haven't seen a small portion of the shit life is gonna dump on you. Stop bitching."
Alright then, what you expect me to do? Relax, enjoy the sorrow, paint it black?
"No, that's all...
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"Why, Dan, don't you think you're being a little immature? 'Fuck it all' eh? You haven't seen a small portion of the shit life is gonna dump on you. Stop bitching."
Alright then, what you expect me to do? Relax, enjoy the sorrow, paint it black?
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*Generic mildly humourous journal entry*
Went to get an STD test today. They took my blood pressure. When the results were announced, the entire room gasped. 167/120. That's bad, supposedly. The doctor said if I run up the stairs too fast I may have a stroke. Good times.
anton:
Oooh, my doctor mum tells me that blood pressure is 'extremely dangerous.' That's some dedication!
But it went to pandamonium cuz she got in first unfortunately. Sorry.
But it went to pandamonium cuz she got in first unfortunately. Sorry.
burstandbloom:
STD test huh
?
still telling me to give up on love and go whoring
?
swine
?
still telling me to give up on love and go whoring
?
swine
the one that begins with the ants. the white stripe lyric oh so cleverly disguised with the elton john lyric. i need the final draft.
and i see the viture in learning a thousand year old dead language much more than i would in learning a language that belongs to a living and vibrant culture that i have a real and current interest in it.