Tuesday Mar 29, 2005

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School is back. I need a job. And money. And a life, too. And to stop playing video games so much. Lose weight. Stop smoking. Exercise. Cut back on drinking. Notice more. Stop eating fast-food. Cut back on salt. Lift weights. Be more socialble. Read more. Write more. I especially need to stop making stupid fucking lists like I've never seen a Trainspotting poster.

Time for a burger, a beer and a smoke before school.
skankin_d:
I dont agree.

Stop playing video games???

heck no.
chris_sick:
get rid of video games, figure out what you were spending on video games on a monthly basis. spend it on call girls instead. learn to smell terrible. compare yourself to hemingway constantly. but make sure everyone knows that it's 'not in a gay way or anything'. write me my fucking story, ass-clown. you have one week to get it done.

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