On the whim of a nasty teacher, I have to take out another 3000 dollars in student loans to graduate so she doesn't have the horrible dilemma of having 20 kids in her class instead of 19. Hmm, what power she has. She can't have an extra student in her class so I get fucked. I bought a pickle. Its going up my ass so I can get the full experience of getting fucked by a bitch.
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