I don't think I've ever screwed myself over by way of procrastination as much as I've done in the past two months. Ready? Ready for it?
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I have to finish a full-length screenplay, story yet to be determined, by next thursday. That or I fail a class. And, being so close to graduation, I don't fail classes. I want OUT.
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I have to finish a full-length screenplay, story yet to be determined, by next thursday. That or I fail a class. And, being so close to graduation, I don't fail classes. I want OUT.
Any ideas? Anyone? Wanna...
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socalsk1nhead:
I bet you that tuesday night, we'll be on an UBRS run, and you'll be talking about how you should be writing a screenplay, but won't be.
socalsk1nhead:
Haha everyday I see women with breasts larger than my head so it's nothing new. Won't be working today I have a wedding to go to, so no Ren Faire for me. However I will be going to a show in Pomona later tonight too. I'm still hungover/stoned(*shrug*) from last night, and I feel like shit. I remember why I hate smoking out so much. Hate, hate, HATE. 
(I did that a few times last night)
(I did that a few times last night)After reading your story, I want to get a wire hanger and jab it into my nose, really deep, in hopes that I'll destroy the part of my brain that holds any memory of your story's exsistence. You're fucked, go get married and hope your better half can support you through your dull, listless life. Die.
Why can't I write that to these people I...
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buttpeesupreme:
yea predictable stories suxzor 
Well they axed my story, so no publications for me. Said they needed to cut three pages from the mag, and you can guess how many pages my story was. But I got the usual "But don't worry, Dan, your story got one of the highest scores. Really good, I'm tellin' ya." Then he adds "But, you know, your story ended with the... what was...
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chris_sick:
last night I actually fell asleep with Tom Waits playing on the computer. I don't have all my Tom Waits albums on there and the file already contains ten hours of music. Whee....
Are you feeling down? Is life getting the best of you? Well, good. Go fuck yourself.
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chris_sick:
and don't bother telling me about it. i couldn't care less.
and don't fucking touch me either.
i hate it when people fucking touch me.
and don't fucking touch me either.
i hate it when people fucking touch me.
verushka:
Fick tisch!
Getting published for the first time by my school's lit magazine, Mosaic. Huzzah!
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chris_sick:
shouldn't you be bitching about how they just 'don't get you' because you're so far 'ahead of your time' or some shit, in that case?
all the same, congrats.
as for your story, burn the fucker if you have to, just get me something soon.
all the same, congrats.
as for your story, burn the fucker if you have to, just get me something soon.
chris_sick:
i'm too lazy to dig out my copy and find the quote you're talking about but i'd guess it's either a twisted quote from one his cds or it's an actual quote that you're fuckin' up and in reality says something like 'tape' or 'shows' and you're just too drunk to notice.
Why is it that in hospitals people have no sense of courtesy? I mean, come on. HOSPITALITY. There's the word HOSPITAL in there, dammit.
So I crawl into my school's medical center. No one offers a wheel chair, or any help for that matter. I get stared down during the 4 minute journey to the check-in window.
"Are you in pain?"
"Drugs." I say.
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So I crawl into my school's medical center. No one offers a wheel chair, or any help for that matter. I get stared down during the 4 minute journey to the check-in window.
"Are you in pain?"
"Drugs." I say.
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chris_sick:
shut up about that shit, you whiner. it's been five days since i issued your deadline. that gives you two days to get it done. put the pills down, better yet, send them to me, you need your head clear for the writing. whilst i, on the other hand, need to be as intoxicated as possible to read your yammerings.
get the work done,
feel better,
and don't od on pills and booze(although mixing them is acceptable and, in fact, to be encouraged)
all in that order.
get the work done,
feel better,
and don't od on pills and booze(although mixing them is acceptable and, in fact, to be encouraged)
all in that order.
verushka:
I agree with Mr Disrespectful- Im kinda drunk so Im sure you both will forgive anything that is mispelled.
Its a cliche- but now you know what it feels like to be me! You should quit your whining anyway- you know that Im gonna wait on you hand and fucken foot (sometime during my busy schedule) and when Im not around you'll have plenty of women to tend to your every need your little heart desires.
That's allright- I can sare... so long its with the right woman. Keep writing, punk- pills and booze. Thats the man I love!
Its a cliche- but now you know what it feels like to be me! You should quit your whining anyway- you know that Im gonna wait on you hand and fucken foot (sometime during my busy schedule) and when Im not around you'll have plenty of women to tend to your every need your little heart desires.
That's allright- I can sare... so long its with the right woman. Keep writing, punk- pills and booze. Thats the man I love!
School is back. I need a job. And money. And a life, too. And to stop playing video games so much. Lose weight. Stop smoking. Exercise. Cut back on drinking. Notice more. Stop eating fast-food. Cut back on salt. Lift weights. Be more socialble. Read more. Write more. I especially need to stop making stupid fucking lists like I've never seen a Trainspotting poster.
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skankin_d:
I dont agree.
Stop playing video games???
heck no.
Stop playing video games???
heck no.
chris_sick:
get rid of video games, figure out what you were spending on video games on a monthly basis. spend it on call girls instead. learn to smell terrible. compare yourself to hemingway constantly. but make sure everyone knows that it's 'not in a gay way or anything'. write me my fucking story, ass-clown. you have one week to get it done.
St. Patty's Day. i.e., amateur night.
I'm gonna go out and show these amateurs how real drunks do it. I'm gonna vomit blood all over the bar. Then I'm gonna laugh, finish my sentence, and order another drink.
That'll show 'em.
I'm gonna go out and show these amateurs how real drunks do it. I'm gonna vomit blood all over the bar. Then I'm gonna laugh, finish my sentence, and order another drink.
That'll show 'em.
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m_bethany:
white line fever.. not sure if I get that one.
wrote some stuff... wanted you to read it. also, been heading into the 909 and will be for a week and a half more, staying at my stepdad's with the puppies until he is released from the hospital. so when can I convince you to come visit me in Upland next to Ontario?
wrote some stuff... wanted you to read it. also, been heading into the 909 and will be for a week and a half more, staying at my stepdad's with the puppies until he is released from the hospital. so when can I convince you to come visit me in Upland next to Ontario?
chris_sick:
she doesn't understand the importance of white-line fever?
dude, who the fuck do you hang out with man?
and it's a motorhead song.
no one wins but me.
dude, who the fuck do you hang out with man?
and it's a motorhead song.
no one wins but me.
When I write, I religiously use Pilot's Precise Fine Rolling Ball pen. I usually lose them because, well, I have no idea. But about four minutes ago, for the first time ever, I've kept one for three months, and it ran out on me.
Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff.
Oh, yeah, that's the good stuff.
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chris_sick:
again.
sarcasim=professionals.
and- correct me if i'm wrong- aren't we past your twenty-nine hour, self-imposed deadline?
sarcasim=professionals.
and- correct me if i'm wrong- aren't we past your twenty-nine hour, self-imposed deadline?
chris_sick:
so why are you wasting time talking to me?
Everyone is dogging Chris Rock's performance at the oscars. I thought he was damn funny. "Sean Penn, my accountants would like to speak to you after the show." Great shit.
Time for me to retire to a closet with a candle, about 130 sheets of paper and a pen. Gotta finish a screenplay and two 12-15 page short stories within two weeks. Plus study for...
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Time for me to retire to a closet with a candle, about 130 sheets of paper and a pen. Gotta finish a screenplay and two 12-15 page short stories within two weeks. Plus study for...
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m_bethany:
I liked Chris Rock at the Oscars as well... he rocked.
how are you? I am working and just trying to stay on top of the updates... take a lamp, not a candle - better for your eyes in a closet.. and do not forget the bottle of burbon.
tee hee!
much love!
how are you? I am working and just trying to stay on top of the updates... take a lamp, not a candle - better for your eyes in a closet.. and do not forget the bottle of burbon.
tee hee!
much love!
I'm listening to Jumping Jack Flash by those glorious Stones. If you don't know why, I suggest you lay low for a while. Real low.
He was, is, rather, beyond my words. So I'll use just one of his. Good Doctor,
Mahalo.
He was, is, rather, beyond my words. So I'll use just one of his. Good Doctor,
Mahalo.
buttpeesupreme:
no im still 27 - i havent been playing for more than 30 mins at a time here and there - works been kicking my ass hard T.T
chris_sick:
i need from you, by mid-march, your first piece done and an outline and pitch for the six-piece arc. get to it.
A Botched Attempt At Masturbation
At almost every point in our lives, we look up to someone. When I was nine, I looked up to Daniel Hardin. Daniel lived four houses down from me in middle class suburbia. Not only did I like him because he had the same name as I, down to the nickname, Danny, but he was also three years older than...
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At almost every point in our lives, we look up to someone. When I was nine, I looked up to Daniel Hardin. Daniel lived four houses down from me in middle class suburbia. Not only did I like him because he had the same name as I, down to the nickname, Danny, but he was also three years older than...
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buttpeesupreme:
hahahahaha thats great 
dr. seuss meets hustler now thats a book i must see 
its too bad you only looked at the pictures - it wouldve been great to know if there were rhyming captions to the pics 
dr. seuss meets hustler now thats a book i must see its too bad you only looked at the pictures - it wouldve been great to know if there were rhyming captions to the pics
chris_sick:
i'll read this. promise. i'm working tonight. very hard. terribly important.
in the meanwhile. let's take some solace in a quote from a terrible movie.
'lament with me, brother, for our great father is dead.'
in the meanwhile. let's take some solace in a quote from a terrible movie.
'lament with me, brother, for our great father is dead.'