abarat:
Wahahahaha! I hafta go change my pants. I went pee pee laughing.
I cant help it if your a fucking shitheel.
If he raped you.......when did he find time to put the condom on?
How many times have you been beautiful enough for men to carve you out of stone? In the grasp of a woman all men are dolls.
It was brutally simple. There were stars sewn into her small blue jeans. "I know we've been...
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If he raped you.......when did he find time to put the condom on?
How many times have you been beautiful enough for men to carve you out of stone? In the grasp of a woman all men are dolls.
It was brutally simple. There were stars sewn into her small blue jeans. "I know we've been...
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abarat:
Ha ha ha, in The Last House on The Left, one of the escapees was convicted of "peeping tomism". Never heard that one before. 
abarat:
La stanza diva sounds good any night. Hostel Saturday?
abarat:
Put the lotion in the basket.
cherries:
Thank you for the birthday wishes, Hope you have a great holiday!
abarat:
Wasup D Rock! Omigod! The hand moves! That is disturbing.
Lost doesn't come back till January 11th..........that fuckin blows
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abarat:
And another thing....I really like that you used that home video footage of yourself as a kid for your bio pic. Nice idea BigD!
abarat:
Do you work nights at Nick's Comedy Stop?
If you do, you should reconsider.
If you do, you should reconsider.
you know.I know alot of you don't listen to the same music I do........but theres this rumor going around that Phish is going to play MSG in October under the name Jemp.......that really pisses me off.......Trey Anastasio, the guitar player......made this big fuckin deal about how they needed to branch out and not play with one another anymore..and he went on the fucking Charlie rose...
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danjal:
its either blood or chocolate 
abarat:
Good morning Danjal!!!!
I am leaving to go pick up your Christmas present. I've been waiting for it to arrive at a store. An anonymous store. And even though you have been far from good this year, I might dress up like a naughty Santa's helper and let you have it.
a.
I am leaving to go pick up your Christmas present. I've been waiting for it to arrive at a store. An anonymous store. And even though you have been far from good this year, I might dress up like a naughty Santa's helper and let you have it.
a.
A poem.
Ahem.......Ahem........
I have fallen in love a dozen times today.
I see beauty in your anger
and find joy in the crone's frown.
everything that we do is good.
the world is perfect. Precisely perfect. We have nothing to fear.
but might it not be just a little better if our clothes were off?
Lovin' yer guts
- Danjal
Ahem.......Ahem........
I have fallen in love a dozen times today.
I see beauty in your anger
and find joy in the crone's frown.
everything that we do is good.
the world is perfect. Precisely perfect. We have nothing to fear.
but might it not be just a little better if our clothes were off?
Lovin' yer guts
- Danjal
abarat:
Yeah, it wasn't half bad!
Ha ha ha
Now I see where one gets when they have a degree in English.
With sincerity of course,
a.
Ha ha ha
Now I see where one gets when they have a degree in English.
With sincerity of course,
a.
scottofthedead:
Keen, Danjal! What an eloquent foray into verse! Sorry I haven't been around for a bit, but I just read all your posts since I went AWOL and they are all excellent as usual!
Richard Pryor died today 
I am highly bummed out
I am highly bummed out
gilane:
That's fantastic!!!