danjal

there was this sick band called Johny Coathanger and the Abortions.
they would dress up like doctors with fake blood all over these baby dolls and have coat hangers with dolls stuck to them and they would sing happy songs like , die baby die , baby in the trashcan and a ballad called back alley abortion , anyway they were about to make it bigtime and then one night while johny was in the back of the tour bus with some abortion groupies, some right wing christian nazi death metal band car bombed johny and he burned to death.........do you know what a burned body smells like when its had to much cocaine in its system? NO! well neither do i and i dont want to but i do know this, some people say johny coathanger still lives .....with elvis and theyre gay and stuff.

this is the kind of story you tell the kids before bedtime.