some quotes from me last night
"everybody wants a piece of Dan's rum dick"
"we're going to have pelican sex"
"I want to stick it in your feathers.. wait what?"
Convo between me and kristin on bum sex
Kristin said "yeah you couldnt get it up if your life depended on it.. You'd only do it in the bum if you were drunk, in which case you can't do it" Then I said "baby, you're so smart" and she said "no, I'm not smart, you're just drunk"...my reply " ohhhhh good point."
couple other things that can't be remembered but theres the jist of how drunk i got last night
"everybody wants a piece of Dan's rum dick"
"we're going to have pelican sex"
"I want to stick it in your feathers.. wait what?"
Convo between me and kristin on bum sex
Kristin said "yeah you couldnt get it up if your life depended on it.. You'd only do it in the bum if you were drunk, in which case you can't do it" Then I said "baby, you're so smart" and she said "no, I'm not smart, you're just drunk"...my reply " ohhhhh good point."
couple other things that can't be remembered but theres the jist of how drunk i got last night
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bahahahah
Me: "ooh thems some big words for a drunkie"
Dan: "Damn right it is! Viiiiiiiiiiccccinityyyyyy"
Dan: "some in coherent mumbling about the velocity of liquids from his physics class"
(He can't pronounce big sciencey words when he is drunk, so it was basically him trying and trying again to pronounce words then in the process of failed speech, forgets the point of his topic.)
Me: "ok, you need to pass out now..."
Dan: "Nooooo not yet"
Me: ".........."
Dan: "............."
Dan: "yeah ok, I'm gonna pass out now"
holy jeez you! look what happens when you have a little cap'n in you!