cease to resist, giving my goodbye
drive my car into the ocean
you'll think i'm dead, but i sail away
on a wave of mutilation
a wave
wave
i've kissed mermaids, rode the el nino
walked the sand with the crustaceans
could find my way to mariana
on a wave of mutilation,
wave of mutilation
wave of mutilation
wave
wave of mutilation
wave
drive my car into the ocean
you'll think i'm dead, but i sail away
on a wave of mutilation
a wave
wave
i've kissed mermaids, rode the el nino
walked the sand with the crustaceans
could find my way to mariana
on a wave of mutilation,
wave of mutilation
wave of mutilation
wave
wave of mutilation
wave

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:tuffy:
One of my best friends is a girl. We used to hook up a lot when we first met. After a bit we realized that we were better as friends. Maybe a month or so after we stopped doing stuff, she starts dating another one of my friends, who happens to be insane.
At about the same time that they start dating, I get sent on a month long bussiness trip. About a week after I get home from said trip, I am sleeping in on a saturday morning. I am ass naked, laying in bed, and I can hear my roomate out in the living room, playing dreamcast. Then there is a pound on the door. My roomate answers and I hear
"Yo, where the fuck is Artie"
"Hes asleep, is something wrong... hey wait a sec... hey" scuffle scuffle
Then my door bursts open and this dude comes rushing in. I am still naked, and he just walks up to my bed and punches me in the face. Now this is one of my friends so I dont really want to fight him(that and dude is huge, he could kill me). He has somehow gotten the idea that I have been trying to sleep with his girl, since returning from my trip, and proceeds to slap me around until I can calm him down. All the while, I am holding a sheet over my junk with one hand, and fending him off with the other, as my pussy roomate watches from the door. It was fucking crazy.
I wasnt trying to fuck his girl, although she dumped him over it, and we hooked up a few weeks later.