dangerman

Stupid soldiers bother me incessantly:

A. CALVARY is a mountain in Israel, where Jesus was crucified. We are in the CAVALRY! Way different.

B. Turret. TURRET! There is no such thing as a gun "TURRENT". A fucking N, seriously?

C. It's a weapons CACHE (as in Cash, Johnny). CACHET is a print design on an envelope, I am not serving my country combing Iraq for your fucking mail.

D. ORIENTATE means face east. You will always be fucking lost, jerk off. You want to ORIENT yourself to the map.


I'm done. Sorry, had to get that out without being demoted.