dangerman

Ok, I think I figured out what I am looking for in a woman.

A. You cannot actively be using cocaine. You may have done it a couple times before, sure, but you shouldnt be snorting that shit like a fucking hoover and then lying to me about it
- ADDENDUM: Do not ever tell me you "know the best dealers, and never pay for your shit". I know this means you sucked some dick and/or took it in the ass to get it, probably from mutliple sources at the same time. Also, your methampthetamine addicted friend isnt someone I want to really spend time with, so dont ask.

B. Dont treat me like a fucking moron. I have a professional job, I am about to own my own home, and am not supported by my parents. You dont get where I am by being fucking stupid.

C. Dont judge me unless your the virgin Mary. Especially if, see A., your a coke whore with really nothing going for you. This is a no brainer. I know who I am and what mistakes I have made, and I take responsibility for that. End of story.

D. Dont EVER lie. Unless its about me being ridiculously handsome. When I havent seen you for a week, and you say you just been spending alot of time with your friend Jackass, I know your fucking him. Especially when you make plans with me and then dont show. I know you like to fuck, remember? Bizmarkee covered this awhile ago.

E. Dont think because the sex is good, I will stay for your busllshit. I have been jerking off way longer than I have known you, I can go back to it. Seriously, come on.

Thats pretty much the list for now. Looks like I have to turn the 'constantly distrustful' light on for awhile. The sucky thing is, sometimes you have it on so long, you cant turn it off.

Such is life.....