saillesong:
Surprised it took that long there.
bitten:
great news
Thank you, everyone, for the wonderful birthday wishes. You all know how to make a girl feel special. 
I particularly liked the birthday boobies I was gifted with.
Now I must share a wonderful song I just discovered. I hope some of you will like it.
I particularly liked the birthday boobies I was gifted with.
Now I must share a wonderful song I just discovered. I hope some of you will like it.
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sydfloyd:
What?! I don't think I've ever gotten birthday boobs!
saillesong:
yer welcome.
Okay, it's my birthday, so what'd you get me? 
Oh, and the line for birthday spankings forms to the left.
Oh, and the line for birthday spankings forms to the left.
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kateastrophe:
Happy Birthday!
remod66:
Happy birthday, buddy!
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hemi:
Kitty butt...always entertainment to look at.
hysterian:
Hey! To your question about the sugar skulls, you are correct!
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saillesong:
aaawh. I'm sure he is looking down on you and smiling.
hemi:
Happy (belated) Father's Day to you.
My son just informed me that "President Obama" is an anagram for "Penis Dreamboat". Check it. It's true.
(That's almost as good as an anagram for former vice president "Spiro Agnew", which is "grow a penis".)
(That's almost as good as an anagram for former vice president "Spiro Agnew", which is "grow a penis".)
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trekka:
Aw, thanks! And ratties are so great.
kay:
Yeah, I'm sure the dude was a little taken aback. I often fail to realize when I'm here, that people can actually hear me. I'm sure looking at dirty as I was from being at work, and wearing a military jacket only added to the confusion. ha ha.
Yeah, I'm sure the dude was a little taken aback. I often fail to realize when I'm here, that people can actually hear me. I'm sure looking at dirty as I was from being at work, and wearing a military jacket only added to the confusion. ha ha. Oh Weiner, shame on you. (For the record, that's directed at the Congressman. I'm not having a conversation with myself).
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scratamus:
lmfao wow, what a fucktard
remi:
lmao nice...........
A conversation with my 13 year old daughter tonight...
Her: "Lady Gaga has no boobs. They're little."
Me: "There's nothing wrong with that. Yours are little."
Her: "Yeah, right now. But they're sprouting."
Me: "Why? Are you giving them lots of sunshine and water?"
Her: "Yeah. Today I did."
(I forgot that she went swimming this afternoon).
Her: "Lady Gaga has no boobs. They're little."
Me: "There's nothing wrong with that. Yours are little."
Her: "Yeah, right now. But they're sprouting."
Me: "Why? Are you giving them lots of sunshine and water?"
Her: "Yeah. Today I did."
(I forgot that she went swimming this afternoon).
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oldernow:
just stumbled upon your comment to felix, which led me here which led me to your previous blog.
just adding a note of condolence and acknowledgment. as a counselor of MANY years, and having had a bipolar MIL, I'm more acquainted with those Beasts you mention, and with suicide than I would care to have been. I have to say that one thing I've learned is that there is fuck-all anyone can to to really prevent it. it is the single act of pure free will and takes so very little time to accomplish that no one can be fully protected from themselves. I imagine you know this, but I'm saying it anyway. you-all did protect and help her for some decades, decades that her children and you might very well not have had with or near her save for your own efforts and her courage. let those who have been mauled by those beasts pass judgment on her courage; for the rest, perhaps it was the best she could manage at the time...
one does feel so fucking helpless...and that feeling tends to remain; it is our challenge (or has been mine) to remember the person at their brightest, and not at their weakest or most confused..
just adding a note of condolence and acknowledgment. as a counselor of MANY years, and having had a bipolar MIL, I'm more acquainted with those Beasts you mention, and with suicide than I would care to have been. I have to say that one thing I've learned is that there is fuck-all anyone can to to really prevent it. it is the single act of pure free will and takes so very little time to accomplish that no one can be fully protected from themselves. I imagine you know this, but I'm saying it anyway. you-all did protect and help her for some decades, decades that her children and you might very well not have had with or near her save for your own efforts and her courage. let those who have been mauled by those beasts pass judgment on her courage; for the rest, perhaps it was the best she could manage at the time...
one does feel so fucking helpless...and that feeling tends to remain; it is our challenge (or has been mine) to remember the person at their brightest, and not at their weakest or most confused..
Apparently the Rapture has been postponed to a later date. Damn. I was really looking forward to attending all the sinners' parties after the goody-two-shoes' left.
In other news...
(Depressing stuff to follow, so I'm spoilering it in case you want to skip this part.)
[EDIT]Having just finished typing everything that's been spoilered, I realize it is long, and that I am really just sorting...
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In other news...
(Depressing stuff to follow, so I'm spoilering it in case you want to skip this part.)
[EDIT]Having just finished typing everything that's been spoilered, I realize it is long, and that I am really just sorting...
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rewski:
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
sydfloyd:
Did you hear that guy was shocked that the rapture didn't happen? I think the word he used was "baffled." Hahahaha
R.I.P. Lloyd Knibbs; drummer for the legendary band The Skatalites, and crucial in developing the sound and rhythm of Ska music.
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hemi:
RIP
briscoe:
i wish you luck with your dentist-y endeavors. i'm trying to get as much done as possible before my insurance runs out in june. so i went back today for a filling. because i'm fucking insane.
thanks for the clip, made me smile (but i could only feel it with half my face )
i'm trying to get as much done as possible before my insurance runs out in june. so i went back today for a filling. because i'm fucking insane.thanks for the clip, made me smile (but i could only feel it with half my face
)