Welcome to my life:
My son: "Have you seen how long a horse penis is?"
My daughter: "I wonder how long zebra penises are."
Me: (jokingly) "They're stripey."
My son: "No, they're not. Wait... are they?"
And now I must go block Google Images on my computer.
My son: "Have you seen how long a horse penis is?"
My daughter: "I wonder how long zebra penises are."
Me: (jokingly) "They're stripey."
My son: "No, they're not. Wait... are they?"
And now I must go block Google Images on my computer.
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hemi:
Ahhhhh....my young, innocent eyes. *Shouldn't have looked are your blog.* Now that picture will be in my head all day long! 
rewski:
lawls. XP