danboo

So last weekend i got absolutely smashed...yea ongoing tale of my life. I am pretty much drunk most weekends.

I turned up at this party with like 3 friends. Didnt know the host but the guys parents just sat in the front room watching TV while the party was going on around them. At certain points during the party i would go into the room and there would be groups of people just sat listening to this guys dad telling stories about his life.

At one point during the night i went in the room and he was chopping up a bit of dried meat with a hunting knife and he offered me a slice and i just took it no questions asked and chewed on it. It tasted alright at first but then the more i chewed the less it was going down but i had to finish it as this was the only polite thing to do.

We ended the night taking photos of my unconsious friend with the contents of the hosts living room piled on top of him with a copy of Brokeback Mountain resting on his crotch. We drunkingly ordered a taxi and we went home. When i woke up the next morning i realised i had ONLY GONE AND LOST MY WALLET! So now im broke, have to buy new driving licence and work pass. Cancel bank cards, buy new wallet. Nightmare

Hope the next week is better.