Major Embarrassment Strikes Again
First my phone - after busting some mean moves on the dance floor ala Ian Curtis of Joy Division (RIP).
When i see this girl looking at me - im like i need to impress this girl, yea, but how?...Well id been out since like 2pm that day drinking - id come out straight from work and met up with the lads on the train into Manchester. We were wasted pretty quickly. So by the time i get to the girl i look a little bit like -
So there i am on the dancefloor thinking yea i have a chance she's alright - I've already had a smile from her...my dancing isn't that terrible! I get up on the stage and im swinging my arms and stamping. I do a bit of a leg swing and swizzle on the spot - throw a bit of that in there. Then the clever bugger that i am - decide to jump off the stage and land on the floor in the middle of a group of people. My shoes slip on a bit of spilt beer or something and my arse goes up in the air and i just land. My phone is in my back pocket and it explodes as well as my numb backside my phone is destroyed.
I quickly look up at the girl and then across the room she looks at me then turns away everyone else just carries on dancing. I jumped up and brushed myself down and then got on with the dancing in this overly crowded small club. Think i should learn that if want to impress girls for a start i should just talk to them instead of going insane on the dancefloor and also that to actually get further than the first night with a girl i actually need a phone that has a screen that works.
Ahhhh well
First my phone - after busting some mean moves on the dance floor ala Ian Curtis of Joy Division (RIP).
When i see this girl looking at me - im like i need to impress this girl, yea, but how?...Well id been out since like 2pm that day drinking - id come out straight from work and met up with the lads on the train into Manchester. We were wasted pretty quickly. So by the time i get to the girl i look a little bit like -
So there i am on the dancefloor thinking yea i have a chance she's alright - I've already had a smile from her...my dancing isn't that terrible! I get up on the stage and im swinging my arms and stamping. I do a bit of a leg swing and swizzle on the spot - throw a bit of that in there. Then the clever bugger that i am - decide to jump off the stage and land on the floor in the middle of a group of people. My shoes slip on a bit of spilt beer or something and my arse goes up in the air and i just land. My phone is in my back pocket and it explodes as well as my numb backside my phone is destroyed.
I quickly look up at the girl and then across the room she looks at me then turns away everyone else just carries on dancing. I jumped up and brushed myself down and then got on with the dancing in this overly crowded small club. Think i should learn that if want to impress girls for a start i should just talk to them instead of going insane on the dancefloor and also that to actually get further than the first night with a girl i actually need a phone that has a screen that works.
Ahhhh well
Love will tear us apart
afterall. 