dan_aka_napoleon's SuicideGirls Blog

wow, the new boards of canada is stupendous. makes me want to take a long drive through the scandinavian fjords.

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zgrat:

boards of canada?

Feb 1, 2006

melika:

thankyouthankyouthankyou

Feb 5, 2006

so if disney buys pixar and pixar is 2/3 owned by apple how much of disney does apple own...or is that the other way around?

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pokes:

You're profile is a kick.

Jan 27, 2006

koleeta:

when did apple get 2/3 of pixar? I need to watch/read the news more often.

thanks for coming out yesterday. hope you had fun!

Jan 29, 2006

dreamlog stardate 2555

#1-im in a forest with an attractive young lady, we spot a baby wolf with red fur. she bends down to pet it and it licks her hand. i try to pet it and it bites me, it doesnt hurt because it had soft unformed teeth but its definitely uncomfortable.

*end*

#2-im in some sort of slum which for whatever reason i...
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io:

most of my dreams are about the buddha, but last night i dreamt about a giant pillow (like filled a whole room) that was shaped like a green apple, and there were a ton of people (myself included), who made our own smaller pillows and pinned them to the green apple. Lane was there...

Also, there was a waterslide?

Jan 16, 2006

koala:

Awww...Why thank you hun!

Jan 17, 2006

if any of you remember a couple weeks ago when i was bitching about gay people being hot for me, heres incontrovertable evidence that im the ring-a-ling to the gay mans ding-a-ling.

i was doing some grocery shopping for my mom on christmas eve when i recieve a text message from the guy who wanted to put me in the "Mr. Global" male beauty pageant....
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realistic67:

Ah, The Gay Guy stalker..... You tease....

No. it's best to nip it in the bud. That, I want to stalk you...can I get your number rutine can actually work if she'd got a cool sence of homour about who you are.

I suggest a mutual conversation about something like film or events and suggest going to one. Ergo...you need her number so you can hook up.

Simple really.....

Dec 30, 2005

io:

Oh, just put out already. It might be easier than fighting it!

Jan 5, 2006

merry christmas, every one.

just got back from Hamburger Mary's and Kareoke with my coworkers (we sang "Faith" and brought the house down)

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nefaria:

but what about journey?!

Dec 26, 2005

girthy:

Yeah, what about journey?!

Dec 27, 2005

new photos. take a peek if you like.

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koala:

Love the new pics!

Dec 15, 2005

io:

The picture with the ducks is pretty rockin'.

Dec 16, 2005

So a couple weeks ago at work i help a guy and his family out with some iPods. I mention something about japan and he invites me to compete in a mens beauty pageant. we exchange numbers and he calls me a few nights later. He asks some questions about my interests and where im from, what my waist size is...

Today, he calls me...
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koala:

"Baby rolling thing"...hmmm...I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you are talking about

. Please refresh my memory!

P.S. I'll invite you the next time I throw a party. girl scouts honor!

Dec 12, 2005

koala:

Ohhh! I gotcha. Of course we can roll around and make a baby! Just state a time and a place

lol.

Dec 12, 2005

i weigh 175lbs now (from 190 in oct)

ladies, proceed to form a single file line. one at a time please.

i dont know how to do spoilers so ill type backwards

(fi i teg a latigid aremac i kniht ll'i eb gnitoohs na BS tes)

give me another month or so though

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c230k78:

You should *totally* do a SB set!!

Dec 10, 2005

nefaria:

loved you at the screwage...do me the honor of being my wife?

Dec 11, 2005

Show Calendar:
12/2-Japanther, Mae Shi
12/8-Ditty Bops
12/16-Aquabats or English Work Standard, Gaydarr Missle Crisis
12/18-Hella, Mae Shi
12/30-English Work Standard?

other shows of note that i cant go to:
12/1-Bad Credit, Digital Unicorn, Gogo13, Moon Monkeys
12/3-MF Doom
12/7-Propaghandi
12/13-14-Xiu Xiu

add10000xxx:

A. I wish I was going to that aquabats show. I was supposed to go for skratch, but they filled it like right before me.
B. When and where is that MF Doom show?

Nov 29, 2005

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