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Friday Sep 30, 2005

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o shit. Less Than Jake....bad-ass-tastic. parking was a bitch. i ate a salad right before the show and felt like i was going to throw up at any second. i sang until there was no air left in my lungs and then i sang some more. the crowd was full of moronic trendy shitheads that were trying to pick up on girls by smacking their butts (i like butt better than ass dont you?) so i gave each one a hefty spank on the bum. sweet justice. as we left there was a guy on sunset playing keyboard with his pet mouse and the only lyrics he sang were along the lines of "squeak, squeak, squeak" "just squeakin' by" or "hes squeakin' around". i gave him a dollar
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gangstaswan:
Hey, thanks for staying with us to finish brunch. I really hate being late.
Oct 2, 2005
fight_to_live:
hey hows that diaherria going? you were up really late last night. did i hear you pushing so hard you were crying? aww well hopefully its gone. and i dont think a healthy man can make that kind of smell. you might want to get that checked out. well see you when you get home tonight.










p.s. everyone else, this didnt really happen
ARRR!!!
Oct 5, 2005

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