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so heres a fun story...

i was lying in bed, trying to get some rest for school in the morning (8:30, wake up at 7) when my roommate comes in an turns his annoying-ass traffic light desk lamp on. i roll over hoping he'll just do what he needs to do and get out. but hes just standing there not doing anything. i hear a flush and his girlfriend comes out of the bathroom. he says to her "helloooo~~~" and they start making out. i roll over even farther to try and ignore them and i hear the sound of bed springs. a shot of panic travels down my neck...

after a satisfactory amount of lip smacks i hear her start to coo and sigh. that can only mean one thing. so i leap out of my bed and shut off that goddamned light that had been torturing me for the last 20 minutes. they finally get a clue and leave realizing that i had been awake the entire time. i wish i had planned this better because it could have been the funniest prank in the history of mankind (strip naked and start furiously masterbating while shouting NBA Jam catchphrases like; HES ON FIRE!!! AIRBALL!! IS IT THE SHOES?!?!?!

thanks for being considerate you sleaze.

weekend summary: new skateboard, playstation, party photos, poo, brunch, creeped the fuck out of bean/shal, sushi21, kidnappings, first date, coss @ upright citizens, "thunder master flash", no kiss but great conversation, home by 4am, amoeba, chachacha, shady dude, lets stay up all night
(good idea guyswhatever )
margot_dent:
"strip naked and start furiously masterbating while shouting NBA Jam catchphrases like; HES ON FIRE!!! AIRBALL!! IS IT THE SHOES?!?!?!"

that made me "lol"
Mar 6, 2006
gangstaswan:
Me too! I think the rest of the staff wants to know what I'm hooting and laughing about.

What'd you do to shal and bean?
Mar 6, 2006

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