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Sunday Dec 11, 2005

Dec 11, 2005
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So a couple weeks ago at work i help a guy and his family out with some iPods. I mention something about japan and he invites me to compete in a mens beauty pageant. we exchange numbers and he calls me a few nights later. He asks some questions about my interests and where im from, what my waist size is...

Today, he calls me out of the blue after work and says that he was in the store today and didnt see me. He invites me to "dinner or drinks" and asked if i "sing" (later refering to kareoke(Non-PC note: this guy is middle-aged and asian with a wife and two kids))

can anyone say...


p.s. how come gay guys have the shittiest gaydar? and how come girls never hit on me? is God trying to tell me something?
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koala:
"Baby rolling thing"...hmmm...I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you are talking about blush. Please refresh my memory! kiss

P.S. I'll invite you the next time I throw a party. girl scouts honor! wink
Dec 12, 2005
koala:
Ohhh! I gotcha. Of course we can roll around and make a baby! Just state a time and a place wink lol.
Dec 12, 2005

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