happy birthday to my dear 2nd wife, Miss Dita Von Teese.
my new roommate reminds me of Mr. Rogers. he also wakes up hella fucking early, and i don't mean early in the traditional sense, i mean 5 am early. and for someone who has a 3-4 am to 12-1 schedule, THAT is hell. and i can never go back to sleep
more beef about Mr.Rogers Jr.
1. he doesn't close the door fully when he takes a shit
2. he keeps hitting me on my leg to intentionally wake me up. I am already awake, but HE doesn't know that.
3. I don't think he's taken a shower yet.
apartment hunting... hmmm. well, one place that i liked, i guess the landlord likes me because she is trying hard to work with me, which is cool. she hasn't even met me.. so i don't know. maybe its my magnetic email personality
but, like i said, she is trying to work with me, the roomhas been rented short term.. but she would let me get in after that, in Dec,and she would even help w/ the hotel bill.
BUT, i'msick of not being able to eat real food. i want to COOK! i want to be able to buy ice cream and put it in a freezer. or MILK for that matter. sleep in my own bed in a house that doesn't have ricepaper walls.
the new male fashion cliche:
"funky" striped shirt, with top button and sleeves unbuttoned. straight leg jeans. and the "cool" sunglasses with light lenses. example..
awww, look at him, isn't he the model of individuality. lets all have a laugh.
AND, here is the punk cliche: boots or chuck taylors, all gently worn. pants that are too tight, rolled, or ride high. studded things. a shirt with a band from the 70's on it. and PERFECTLY STYLED, gelled and messy hair.
example:
anyone still laughing?
i'm giving my virginity to a tattoo artist soon. maybe w/in the next two weeks
my new roommate reminds me of Mr. Rogers. he also wakes up hella fucking early, and i don't mean early in the traditional sense, i mean 5 am early. and for someone who has a 3-4 am to 12-1 schedule, THAT is hell. and i can never go back to sleep
more beef about Mr.Rogers Jr.
1. he doesn't close the door fully when he takes a shit
2. he keeps hitting me on my leg to intentionally wake me up. I am already awake, but HE doesn't know that.
3. I don't think he's taken a shower yet.
apartment hunting... hmmm. well, one place that i liked, i guess the landlord likes me because she is trying hard to work with me, which is cool. she hasn't even met me.. so i don't know. maybe its my magnetic email personality
but, like i said, she is trying to work with me, the roomhas been rented short term.. but she would let me get in after that, in Dec,and she would even help w/ the hotel bill.
BUT, i'msick of not being able to eat real food. i want to COOK! i want to be able to buy ice cream and put it in a freezer. or MILK for that matter. sleep in my own bed in a house that doesn't have ricepaper walls.
the new male fashion cliche:
"funky" striped shirt, with top button and sleeves unbuttoned. straight leg jeans. and the "cool" sunglasses with light lenses. example..
awww, look at him, isn't he the model of individuality. lets all have a laugh.
AND, here is the punk cliche: boots or chuck taylors, all gently worn. pants that are too tight, rolled, or ride high. studded things. a shirt with a band from the 70's on it. and PERFECTLY STYLED, gelled and messy hair.
example:
anyone still laughing?
i'm giving my virginity to a tattoo artist soon. maybe w/in the next two weeks
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