damn_pretty

There is this guy that comes into my work often and he stays for long periods of time, he's very weird and freaks all of us chicks out.. so to make us feel better my assistant manager wrote a funny little song about him.. here's how it goes.

I am the creepy man
I am your number one biggest fan
I would like to extend you my hand
Because
I am the creepy man

I sit and drink my coffee all day
I hang on every word you say
I f you don't like me- you will have to pay
Because creepy man holds a sway
I am the creepy man

Oh, please don't ignore the creepy man
I understand that no one can
Touch my hand when you give me change
Oops, now I need to rearrange
I am the creepy man

I can tell you feel me near
And you have no reason to fea
I am just your very own creepy man
If you don't know it, no one can

Because
I am the creepy man