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damian_stark

The Dahl Headlands, Pandora

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Hmmm...

Dec 3, 2013
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Has anyone else noticed the preponderance of hot Chilean women on this site? Is there some sort of Latin-American League-sponsored eugenics program, that makes their women so unfairly gorgeous, that the rest of us weren't told about? Is that what the Illuminati has turned to doing? (It's like, fuck this conspiracy bullshit guys, we're going to make them drool and submit!) The center of operations must be in Santiago. Numbers don't lie.

If this is so, I would just like to say two things:

1: Well played, sirs, well played.

and 2: THANK YOU.

Not sure if the plan is going according to... uh, well... plan, but keep it up. Your chapterhouses in California, Vancouver and Ohio(of all places. Columbus is a heretofore unknown treasure.) are all doing well, and the facilities in Italy and Germany are also turning out some killer models. We'll leave France out of this... okay, no, we won't. You know who you are and I know what you did.

Could be the most perverted thing I've ever watched... twice. In slow-motion.

Point: Did I know there were this many awesome, gorgeous women in the world? I had guessed, but the numbers are by magnitude greater than I could have even imagined!

They're everywhere. And they're hot. They could live on your street. They could be at your coffeehouse right now, or getting inked by your favorite artist. They are inked and pierced and sharp as a tack...(Song bombed myself. Hello, Cake.) They're in your office. They could even be in your home (lucky you!). They're all over the world, and all you have to do to find one is open your eyes.

And here, they're also naked!

I'll allow a moment for squeeing or happy dancing as the mood strikes...

...

Feeling it? I feel it.

This leads me to an actual point amidst all this silliness: THANK YOU.

To the girls who share themselves (not just skin and posing, but their lives and thoughts and feelings) with us on a daily basis.

To the photographers who bust their asses taking the pictures that make us need to have an oxygen mask handy (and perhaps a towel to cry into) every time we open the damn website.

To the staff that acts as the glue that holds this crazy bag of cats that is the website called Suicide Girls together.

And to the community it created.

Thank you.

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
hellojoey:
it's probably in the water...
Jan 10, 2014
damian_stark:
Likely. We should check on that... For science.
Jan 11, 2014

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