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I don't remember much of last night, I do know that I was hit on by many older, unattractive, married women....and I do seem to remember 5 cop cars show up at my bar, along with a fire truck, an ambulance, and someone saying they hid a 9mm under the bartender's car....other than that, last night is a total blur.

Oh well, 3 more days...
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gil:
MERRY X-MAS!!!
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Ah, the holidays are almost upon us. Peace, cheer, and goodwill will come to all (except that rat bastard Osama bin Laden, or as I call him Osama bin Nice Knowin Ya)....the holidays also mean, time for the damaja to drink mass quantities of alcohol. I've already begun the preparations by buying:

Jose Cuervo Especial
Baardi Anejo (I couldn't to the ~ above the n,...
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dia:
Thanks for your kind words, and don't tell fat kids they have man tits. They will grow up and shoot people in school wink

You're a good man, darling.
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I'm sitting here in darkness aghast,
wondering aimlessly about my dismal past.
The horrors I've lived, the things I've done
The things in my life that have been anything but fun.

The holidayz are upon us, but I feel sad.
The joys of the past, I wish I could've had.
She died much too young, a life that did not bloom.
Even as I type...
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ragingwhore42:
i can't sleep either. i'm on a beck ass high. or something like that. maybe it's the beer and loud music. that might make more sense.
oipthestampede:
I hate pandering for others, but if you have problems sleeping, this is the game for you. www.shatteredgalaxy.com
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Osama got run over by a reindeer
Right outside his cave on christmas eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa
But now even the Taliban believe.

Osama thought we'd never find him.
But even little children know
Santa knows who's been real naughty
In those hard Afghani mountains capped with snow.

Al Qaida found him Christmas morning
Face down on that...
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Well, at the recommendation of Joss, I bought,last week, "House of Leaves."

Talk about a fucking AWESOME book! I was hooked! I started it the Friday I bought it (a little over 9 days ago), and finished it 2 days ago. I have never been more into a book like this. Now, I gotta check out Johnny Truant's sister's band "Poe." (someone told me that...
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Wwll, for a day off this has been a pretty eventful day for me.

It all started at 7:00 AM, a time I never wake up at on my days off (it's usually around noon when I wake up), and find out that my next door neighbor was in an auto accident on I-5. So, I get to be the lucky one to go get...
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was_nicole:
aah yes, now i know.
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A very special goes out to Joss and Eve for giving me their input on what book I should get. I will be getting the book on Thursday, because, after this weekend, I am so broke. frown

Now, my next question to you all is, what CD should I get to listen to when I am on the bus? Any and all input is greatly appreciated,...
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ragingwhore42:
keepsake-keepsake-keepsake. sorry i don't know-looking at your music list-it seems you would hate them-but i've been playing the hell out of their first 2 cd's all morning. but i figure it's worth a try-they're hardcore to the maxx.
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Ok, I am in serious need of help. I need a good book to read for when I am on that long bus ride home from work. I've tried Tom Clancy books, but those just make me fall asleep. The newspaper....forget it, I hand it to the bums on the bus when they ask for change (more specifically the want ads)....

But, any book works...
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joscelyne:
still haven't seen Donnie Darko.

I'm reading "House of Leaves" by Mark Z Danielewski, but it's really long and scary, iono if that's your thing. 700 pages.
"Prozac Nation" is really good. Elizabeth Wurtzel is the author.

There's always the Harry Potter series wink
hatefulerin:
donnie darko kicks all the ass!
for books i will be predictable and recommend anything by kurt vonnegut or chuck palahniuk.
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Just when you thought it was safe....I have returned, fresh off knee surgery (which I am happy to report there's no damage to my knee), fresh off a cold, and fresh off of winning $200 in a Halloween Costume Contest in which I dressed up as a crippled Michael Myers.

What's the haps here, I see the site has changed.