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Woodland, WA, right in the middle of Longview WA and Vancouver, WA

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Wednesday Apr 02, 2003

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Welp, April Fool's Day has come and gone now, and I am sure you all played some good pranks, or had one pullled on you....I think mine was a pretty damn good one...allow me to explain...

I show up at work yesterday, with my eye all bloodshot, two fang holes in my cheek (complete with that Hollywood make-up). I told everyone at work that I was at an "exotic petstore" the evening before, and I got bit by a "cobra."

During my lunch time I began to convulse and froth at the mouth (the fun part). As some of my co-workers were frantic in trying to find a working phone downstairs in our breakroom, I was trying my damndest not to laugh.

The end of the gag came when the store manager came running into the breakroom and was going, "Michael??? Michael!?!?! Are you ok!?!?!"
Then, just like that, I spit out the Alka Seltzer, did a "dead man" sit up, and proclaimed, "APRIL FOOL'S!"

Damn, I do some crazy things at work...must be from all the clientelle I am around.. <Shrug> smile
alanscott:
Xaxaxaxaxaxa! That's the best prank I've heard yet.
Apr 2, 2003

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