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Osama got run over by a reindeer
Right outside his cave on christmas eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa
But now even the Taliban believe.

Osama thought we'd never find him.
But even little children know
Santa knows who's been real naughty
In those hard Afghani mountains capped with snow.

Al Qaida found him Christmas morning
Face down on that mountain pass
There were hoof marks on his turban
And a broken reindeer antler up his..Oh-ho-ho-ho

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Being near his cave door on Christmas eve
Now you can say there's no such thing as karma
But if you saw those hoof marks you'd believe

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Now he's not around on Christmas day
He hoped that one day he'd be meeting Allah
The only thing he met was Santa's sleigh..

Merry Christmas