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It's that time of the year again, the holidays, and as always, people get stressed over it.

So, with that in mind, from now until Christmas, I will post my favorite holiday parody lyrics for you all to read/enjoy/criticize, hell whatever.

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Osama Got Run Over By a Reindeer

Osama got run over by a reindeer,
standing outside his cave door on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but now even the Taliban believe.

Osama thought we'd never find him.
But even little Children know.
Santa knows who's been real naughty
In those hard Afghani mountains capped with snow.

al-Qaida found him Christmas morning
Face down on that mountain pass.
There were hoof marks on his turbon
and a broken reindeer antler up his..OH HO-HO-HO-HO.

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Being near his cave door on christmas eve
You can say theres no such thing as karma
But if you saw those hoof marks you'd believe

"sing it"

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Now he's not around on Christmas day
He was hopin he'd be metting Allah
The only thing he met was Santa's sleigh

Merry Christmas

Ooh, that's gotta hurt!

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My other favorite parody song

I Am Santa Claus

(Parody of Iron Man by Black Sabbath)


I am Santa Claus!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Flying through the snow
Can you hear him "Ho, ho, ho?"
He's so full of cheer
Only has to work one day a year

Children in their beds
Visions of sugar plums fill their heads
So many kids out there
Santa must be a billionaire

Red suit, boots of black
Big sack of toys hangin' off his back
How much does he weigh?
How do the reindeer pull his sleigh?

Nobody sees him
As he travels the world
Leaving his presents
For the good boys and girls

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Sees every move you make
Better be good, for goodness' sake
Leave him cookies and beer
He'll be back to your house first next year

I am Santa Claus
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!