County Fairs, Animals, Surgeries, and more....
County Fairs -
Well, today, I just happened to find myself at the Clark County Fair here in Vancouver. Why, I don't know. I think my mother dragged me to this. I felt so out of place there, wearing my Lucky 13 shirt, barbed wire skull hat. I happened to see Tarot readings for $20. My neighbor wanted to do it and I told her, "hell, I'll do that, AND your Celtic Lunar Horoscope for free."
I am amazed that I managed to not spend a single cent while I was there. I got in free, parked for free, even got my food for free.
Animals -
At the fair, I happened to see goats, cows, dogs, cats, and lizards. The lizards loved me, and wanted me to take them home.
Surgeries -
After getting a spinal exam, and a massage, I was told that I may have to get spinal fusion surgery from an accident I was in a few years ago. It seems that not only is my spin out of alignment, but I also have some bone spurs putting pressure on some discs in my back.
Not only that, but I have decided that it's time for Lasik surgery. I hate wearing these damn glasses, I tell ya. I don't care if it's gonna cost me $3000.
Misc -
Work work work work work, and no play, make damaja very boring person, no?
Anything good coming up in Portland this next weekend?
County Fairs -
Well, today, I just happened to find myself at the Clark County Fair here in Vancouver. Why, I don't know. I think my mother dragged me to this. I felt so out of place there, wearing my Lucky 13 shirt, barbed wire skull hat. I happened to see Tarot readings for $20. My neighbor wanted to do it and I told her, "hell, I'll do that, AND your Celtic Lunar Horoscope for free."
I am amazed that I managed to not spend a single cent while I was there. I got in free, parked for free, even got my food for free.
Animals -
At the fair, I happened to see goats, cows, dogs, cats, and lizards. The lizards loved me, and wanted me to take them home.
Surgeries -
After getting a spinal exam, and a massage, I was told that I may have to get spinal fusion surgery from an accident I was in a few years ago. It seems that not only is my spin out of alignment, but I also have some bone spurs putting pressure on some discs in my back.
Not only that, but I have decided that it's time for Lasik surgery. I hate wearing these damn glasses, I tell ya. I don't care if it's gonna cost me $3000.
Misc -
Work work work work work, and no play, make damaja very boring person, no?
Anything good coming up in Portland this next weekend?