Thursday Jan 20, 2005

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I'm back in the U.S., have grown very fat and happy, and just started working for the government. I'd tell you more about it, but I'd have to kill you. No, take that back. I'd tell you more about it but the boredom of having to read about it would kill you. It's the city government. That's enough.

I want to make new friends. All my old ones have moved or are moving away. So, if anyone wants to hang out with a now decidedly big-gulp-sized, erotic writer/photographer, with bdsm tendencies, drop me a line. If you can't stand to hang out with bbws, then write me in six months, you superficial fuck, after I've lost some weight. Either way, I won't assume you want sex, because right now, I don't want sex. Just friends. Whom I may molest at a later date, but not anytime soon. I'm just not particularly interested in more than platonic flirtation, lecherous conversation, and an exchange of naughty ideas at the moment.

So, as you will.
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damaetasia:
I took a semester of German in college... and I have a Swiss friend who used to make me say ridiculous things to his fellow citizens when I went to visit (he'd give me a map and make me pretend to be lost, then ask a series of obscene or suggestive questions to people who tried to help me).

I don't really speak German. But I like pics of snow. I have some pics of me laying around half naked in snow that I should put up for the season.

Red wine is good. Don't apologize for the lack of cheese.
psychobybirth:
If you like snow, SC is not so good - although I heard you had an ice storm recently. Last year, in Columbia, I had one of those: 3 fucking cold nights without energy.

Right now, I have a real snow storm outside. Would be cool to make photos at night in the snow.

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