dakineguy

I don't think it is fair that the burlesque tour doesn't make it to Hawai'i

There's a little poi dog across the street from me. He spends a lot of his days running in fast circles trying to catch his tail.

I leave for work. He's chasing his tail.

I come home. He's chasing his tail.

I see him napping in his yard. He's twitching like he is trying to chase his tail.

I think there must be many many...
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I *REALLY* wish the media would stop calling the Humvee the "Hummer".

It makes me spray my coffee every time.

I *REALLY* wish the media would stop calling the Humvee the "Hummer".

It makes me spray my coffee every time.

I think it is time for me to just admit to myself that I'm an assman.

Bossom is nice, but a devastating posterior and I am jelly.

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That's what the news is like this morning.

Gah.

STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL OVER THE END OF A BAD TV SHOW.

Huh.

The computer is not broken.

Turns out there was a static charge building in the apartment from, get this, my AIR PURIFIER.

Note to all: if you have an electro-static/ionic air purifier, don't use it in the same room as a computer.

Computer is going into the shop.

Dammit. Won't be around for a while.

Generally speaking, high schools frown upon their employees looking at the hot naked women on school computers.

Prudes.

She was workin' in a topless place
And I stopped in for a beer,
I just kept lookin' at the side of her face
In the spotlight so clear.
And later on as the crowd thinned out
I's just about to do the same,
She was standing there in back of my chair
Said to me, "Don't I know your name?"
I muttered somethin' underneath...
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De Doo Doo Doo

De Dah Dah Dah

I wonder what it is like to be famous?

Something tells me that it must kind of suck.

The pre-date music was not Wagner.

I opted for classic Gabby Pahinui and a little Harry Belfonte.

It went well.