Bender...? I guess it has 2 have that name... wow i have been up and drinking now for 4 days.
Its a cool wensday evening, everything is shining with dew, just as if the hell has froze over and its starting to freeze earth. nothing moves, the only sound is the few drunk patrons from the waskisue bar, and the noise of the water rushing up agianst the rocks. As i sit and witness all of this from a bench in the park, i relize this is going 2 be an amazing next few day, free drinks, golf, and no sleep.
Saturday 9:02 am.... naked...bottles all around me ....lungs hurt... eyes are dry.... mouth is pasty... what happend the last what happend the last few nights.... why am i naked... whos clothing is beside me... my stepbrother walks by... with a 45 yr old couger, she approched me the other night... telling me that she grew up with my mom, that she has 3 kids and a loving husband.. as she proceeds to tell me ... she sets her hand on my lap... and not just on my leg... she grabs hold of my dick... leans in and says ... fuck me beautful... i stand up... look her in the face and say "grow the fuck up" turn and walk away.. yes this is the girl that my step borther is leading to the door...
i now relise that this ... yes this was the best 3 nights ever... drinking 4 days strait .... trying to golf... and partying all hours of the night ....
this my friends is the meaning of being young and stupid.
Its a cool wensday evening, everything is shining with dew, just as if the hell has froze over and its starting to freeze earth. nothing moves, the only sound is the few drunk patrons from the waskisue bar, and the noise of the water rushing up agianst the rocks. As i sit and witness all of this from a bench in the park, i relize this is going 2 be an amazing next few day, free drinks, golf, and no sleep.
Saturday 9:02 am.... naked...bottles all around me ....lungs hurt... eyes are dry.... mouth is pasty... what happend the last what happend the last few nights.... why am i naked... whos clothing is beside me... my stepbrother walks by... with a 45 yr old couger, she approched me the other night... telling me that she grew up with my mom, that she has 3 kids and a loving husband.. as she proceeds to tell me ... she sets her hand on my lap... and not just on my leg... she grabs hold of my dick... leans in and says ... fuck me beautful... i stand up... look her in the face and say "grow the fuck up" turn and walk away.. yes this is the girl that my step borther is leading to the door...
i now relise that this ... yes this was the best 3 nights ever... drinking 4 days strait .... trying to golf... and partying all hours of the night ....
this my friends is the meaning of being young and stupid.
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But meh hope your having fun ha.. Can get away with it while young
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Dirty grandma