dahmer

My brother found a ferret at one of my dad's appartment buildings when mowing a little while ago. Don't worry. It was alive and totally healthy. He found it in a fucking jug of water with the lid on it. Some one just left it to die I suppose. Any way, it's theirs now. He's a pretty cool little fucker, too, and I fuckin' hate animals. He's sort of like a cross between a kitten and racoon (we had a pet racoon when I was a kid). I would never want to own one because, like I said, I hate animals, but this ferret is cool enough to warrant playing with when I go over to my dad's once a week. Any more than that and I'd probably be the one leaving it in a jug of water some where (speaking figuratively, of course). But still, he's fun. You take him out of his big ass cage, and he'll just sneak all over the place looking for places to crawl into and he'll play fight with you if try. It's pretty cute how he jumps around and makes these funny faces like he's trying to scare you off and might try to bite you. Once, I was coming down the steps, and he was hiding under a chair and jumped out at me when I walked past, like he was gonna get me or some shit. Pretty cool, really. Haha.
In case you couldn't tell, they have yet to name him. Hell, it wasn't till today that they took him to the vet and found out he was in fact an actual he. They were wating to find out his sex before they named him, so I guess now is the time to come up with some thing...