Well happy fucking Monday to all you chicken heads! I shouldn't be working right now... Its a holiday!!!
Well anywho, my weekend was a bit of a blur but that usually means I had a good time...
Friday I went to a Tiki Bar and had some fru fru drinks that gave me the worst morning headache... Saturday hung out at Blakes in Berkeley and got pretty wasted, saw some bands, and irritated the fuck out of my brands... I think the one on my arm is infected.. Its red and puffy..
Sunday worked and was supposed to QUICKLY train a new girl at the bar.. I normally get off at 6 considering that that is the end of an 8 hour shift, and didn't get off til 11.... Yep I closed and the bitch never showed... So I worked overtime that I won't get paid for and I passed up the opportunity to get a bartending job out in sf, which I have been trying to do for months now... Really upset me....
.... Hopefully I can still have a shot at it....
So if you were to write a personals ad what would it say???? Here's mine!!!!!
Single white female looking for a SINGLE male who has money, cars, houses, boats, bikes, time shares, jet skis, and multiple jobs... I enjoy making out with other men and women, long nights with my boy Jameson, being completely disgusting, throwing temper tantrums, and laughing til I pee.... you must be between the ages of 25-33???? (ages may vary depending upon your level of maturity)... I expect flowers, gifts, compliments, dinners, spankings, and pretty much whatever I want... I need a sensitive someone that can kiss my forehead and brush away the hair thats in my face when I pass out on the couch, and still have that forceful nature that I prefer in the bedroom.....If you feel you meet these requirements and are not in jail, under house arrest, or in a psych ward then feel free to contact me....and if not then kick rocks fool
Well there ya have it!!!
Must see movie of the day: PoolHall Junkies
Well anywho, my weekend was a bit of a blur but that usually means I had a good time...
Friday I went to a Tiki Bar and had some fru fru drinks that gave me the worst morning headache... Saturday hung out at Blakes in Berkeley and got pretty wasted, saw some bands, and irritated the fuck out of my brands... I think the one on my arm is infected.. Its red and puffy..
Sunday worked and was supposed to QUICKLY train a new girl at the bar.. I normally get off at 6 considering that that is the end of an 8 hour shift, and didn't get off til 11.... Yep I closed and the bitch never showed... So I worked overtime that I won't get paid for and I passed up the opportunity to get a bartending job out in sf, which I have been trying to do for months now... Really upset me....
.... Hopefully I can still have a shot at it....
So if you were to write a personals ad what would it say???? Here's mine!!!!!
Single white female looking for a SINGLE male who has money, cars, houses, boats, bikes, time shares, jet skis, and multiple jobs... I enjoy making out with other men and women, long nights with my boy Jameson, being completely disgusting, throwing temper tantrums, and laughing til I pee.... you must be between the ages of 25-33???? (ages may vary depending upon your level of maturity)... I expect flowers, gifts, compliments, dinners, spankings, and pretty much whatever I want... I need a sensitive someone that can kiss my forehead and brush away the hair thats in my face when I pass out on the couch, and still have that forceful nature that I prefer in the bedroom.....If you feel you meet these requirements and are not in jail, under house arrest, or in a psych ward then feel free to contact me....and if not then kick rocks fool
Well there ya have it!!!
Must see movie of the day: PoolHall Junkies
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