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Who's going to Not So Silent Night?
Who saw the Cowboys kick ass last night? biggrin
What are you doing for New Years?
Anyone going to Cafe Du Nord on New Years Eve?
Anyone going to the Hemlock on Saturday for Plastics Show?
Who wants to make out with me?


Ciao
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missmuffet:
i'm gonna be home in hong kong for new year's...
(i'll make out with you!)
missmuffet:
it just might have to be a post-new year's make out session, but i know you'll save a spot for me in line! (i wish there was a devilish emoticon inserted here)
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Well to sum up the weekend...

A stripper rubbed twat juice on my face.. Apparently this is part of her ACT. surreal puke
I mean I don't even rub my own twat juice on my own face!!!

The cab driver on the way back to the first strip club took off with my jacket stuck in the door... surreal

The boy called me wondering if he could still...
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jakemarley:
In defense of cabbies everywhere, whose fault is it that you slammed the cab door on your jacket? If you were still in the jacket, and the cabbie took off, dragging you down the road too, then you can complain.

Hello, Daggers! Thanks for requesting my friendship. One can never have too many. Now Ill have to read back through your journal and find out whom the fuck you are.
maliki:
what kinda crap is that.. girls do weird things sometimes.. i dont get it, why would you want to rub your twat juice on someones face? I always did wonder what girls do in thier secret bathroom meetings.. (even though you was a strip joint)
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Tonight I am getting the priveledge of having tits that smell like baby powder rubbed all over my face biggrin O'Farrel's here I come!!!!

I love me a great pair of tits...
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jewcy:
watch out for clear heels, dude.
maliki:
yumm.. i havent had that happen in years... frown
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Saw the Lovemakers tonight at PopScene 330 in SF.... Always rocks my world.... I think I was standing next to Sicily in the girls restroom... Go figure!!!!! bok biggrin


These are things I want, and in some cases need, before this ever so hectic year is through:

Someone to sing to me.
Someone to capture in one of the corners of my bar, away from the cameras,...
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lunna:
Maybe I'm weird but I love having my space when I sleep. Of course love having someone to snuggle with but when it's sleepy time I need my space. Weird.

kiss
maliki:
Im available for all the above, except the singing part, I really suck at singing,. (I wish I had a singing voice though). And i like to cook somtimes too. biggrin Im not sure what a Embarcadero is, but i figure it cant be that bad.. The other down side is you live forever far away from me.. tongue
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latchbeam:
Being single on New Year's will suck. That's the biggest thing on your list that I think I will miss. Hey maybe we will meet our soul mates in the next few weeks? I doubt it, but you never know!?! Good luck with the throat cheese. puke
esther:
you should get me plastered on new years at your bar and you can drag me back to your place so we can snuggle! that's two off the list right there. boo-yeah.

oh yeah, nyquil and i are having a secret torrid love affair. mmmm...
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Ever called Love Lines? And if so, why?

I am bored! Anywhere there? skull
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switchcomb:
No cause I was never old enough and cause I have a good relationship biggrin
missmuffet:
Calling Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew would require some degree of intoxication...and the yearning for being made fun of!
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I haven't coughed up this much throat cheese since I was 17. puke

Edited: You most listen to The Faint... Oh my god, where have they been all my life? New current crush.... love


Yay! Lovemakers on Thursday @ PopScene smile
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esther:
Wicked. I've got the uber sickness too. We should rock the nyquil together!

the faint rock my socks. used to dance my ass off to them when the clubs used to let us in.
arete:
you only make it worse by calling it "throat cheese" puke . drink tea, look at naked ladies, and stay warm kiss

ps- thanks so much for the happy bday comment! you're a doll kiss
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so yeah... let me sum up my thanksgiving holiday....

Wednesday night.... Me and a bunch of friends went to this dive bar in martinez..... drank a bit then went home.. Thursday got up and took my dog on a hike in the lafayette hills.. that afternoon went to my friend jen's house and we decided to throw a party.......... we gathered up close friends got...
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jbone:
Cool pics.
Nice art.
Have you tried meditation?
I haven't had a vacation since 1992.
smile
vani77agori77a:
hey girl, upon second thought, i realized it was pretty silly pouring all that diatribe out on you yesterday; i get carried away sometimes. blush

my bad... have a smile day.

funny, a boatload of cubans landed in front of our condo today eeek

ARRR!!!
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I hate it when family members you don't speak with on a normal basis call you and somehow completely shatter your ever so happy mood....

I just got a call from my adoptive parents, whom I haven't wated to speak to since I moved out at age 18 cause they are complete assholes, and within two concerning questions of my life I felt utterly depressed.........
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maliki:
That sux.. im not realy bummed out.. normaly i probably would be though. but im just in a semi good mood, becasue of the holiday and stuff. Well i hope you at least feel a little better smile
jillamin:
cheer up buttercup!
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Hope everyone has a good Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kiss


Drinking Update: 22 days
Diet Update: 2 days surreal

things you guys can look forward to on Thursday::::

10. "Talk about a huge breasts!"

9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

8. "Don't play with your meat."

7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at...
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chemakil:
Im sorryfrown I want to hang out. Shits ben crazy over here....I am out of a job and trying to find one. Stupid life. I hope you have a good holiday, even if it means staying at home and watching movies or something. I will come see you.....if its the last thing I do....which I hope its not. smile kiss
latchbeam:
That there is funny, I don't care who you are. smile
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A nice bubble bath, Frank Sinatra playing, smoking a cherry cuban...sounds oh so good to me right now. ooo aaa eh maybe a little glass of cab to go with that.
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lubricatedgoat:
you just comment at work dont you.......
zgrat:
haha, that does sound relaxing
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Drinking Update (Severe Drinking) - 21 DAYS!!!

So now I am putting myself through a diet.. It consists of not too many carbs, sugars, or fats.... For example yesterday I have an apple, tuna salad, and celery sticks.. And sad enough to say but I already notice a difference.... love

So we will see how long that goes...

Diet Update - 1 DAY surreal

God I can't...
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james:
i think that would hurt!
vani77agori77a:
i had to get on the not-so-drunk wagon a few months ago after i barfed on my beagle one night; d'oh! whatever but it's been good since... and hey! my wife is still here so that's a bonus! biggrin

and i'm sowwy; i hadn't been stalkin you long enough to know you 2 weren't together... frown well, he must be nutz! smile that's all i gotsda say 'bout dat.

i'm positive you will not be alone for the horridays. i've got good intuition... and eyeballs that tell me you're a hawtie! blush

cheers! errrr.... hugs, ya, hugs... wink