dafunk

Right, so i've passed 'The Question' around and received some highly entertaining answers and i feel like i know a lot of you a lot better already. As for my answer, appologies if you find it disturbing but seeing as you'd all be freezeframed none of you would be aware it was going on so i could pretty much do whatever i please.
i would head for a bar, down a bottle of rum get another one, steal a cement mixer truck, find a bakery get naked and covered in cake, load up the mixer with cake cream and jam. That being done i would bomb around london stealing pretty girls, chucking them in the mix making a gigantic chick cake and cackeling like a deranged hyena (i'd have to line the inside with bubble wrap before the cake went in - i'm not a sadist). i'd probably have to arrange random people in compromising postions as well. If i had time i'd find Tony blair and give him a sound kicking, hopefully Bush would be in the country and i could crack his skull wide open before pootling off to torch every BP garage and refinerey in exsistance ( might take a while but well worth the effort )

Things i'd steal ;
a G5 with dual 21" screens
a G4 l7' laptop
an A3 graphics tablet
an iPod
an orangutang
a jetski
Angelina Jollie
Shitloads of cash

AAAAAHHHHH if only it would come true.

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