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Wait wait, so you're saying holding a revolving door isn't chivalrous?

The jerk store called, they're running out of me.

My pulling place had a glory hole, so I voted YES.

I hadn't never seen a 3D movie before Jackass 3D. Sure glad this movie popped my 3D cherry.

Iron Maiden makes everything better.

I'm submitting the following phrase to the proper authority to be used as an insult:
"You are a Dane Cook fan."
Hurts doesn't it?

The following is what I put up on my facebook note, as I'm too lazy to edit it for Suicide Girls

Oh hello

So this is my first facebook note. I usually reserve my snippy/ maybe witty/ maybe douchey comments on my status posts. Because usually I can get my thoughts out in one or two sentences: you know, God's a zombie imaginary friend and...
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So Eat Pray Love is opening huh, I'm going to wait for the sequel: Drink Bargain Drink

Hey, is drinking wine at home with a book and write about it on suicide girls sad? Because I'm just about to start my evening this way. Let me know, ok?
Thanks,
D$

Hello all

Just bought tickets to Madrid on a whim and I'm heading there today.

Anyone want to be my tour guide? Hang out around town or grab a drink? Or if anyone can recommend me places to see, drink, club that's not in a Lonely Planet book I'd really really appreciate it.
I'll be in London early next week.
It's been many years since...
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