daftkraft

New tattoo today.
New tattoo today.
New tattoo today.
I'm getting new tattoo today!

wow, I'm so good at rhyming.

Shit, this is what I'd been dreading. I finally ran out of wall space for hanging artwork.

Seems appropriate to hear this right now.

I'm using my sexuality to get what I want, got a free bus transfer! Next up, lady with plate of cheese at the supermarket. Watch out!

So, I just read my students' evaluations of my last semester's classes. Turns out I wasn't as much of a hack as I thought, they actually learned and enjoyed my class Who knew?
OK, we'll return to my usual pointless posts when the sun comes up.

I don't mean to brag, but I'm the most modest person ever! Here's another exclamation point to seal the deal!

Peanut butter, nutella, whiskey and cartoon. That's metal right?

I'm going to digress from digressing and talk about something else.

My friends call me Murphy, you call me Robocop.

Oh, and countdown to new tattoo! Just a few more days

Tuesday Haiku:

You should be aware
When you use the captain's log
Use a napkin too