I look at my itunes library and I have over 10,000 songs/videos/podcasts. That's over a month's worth of continuous playback. But I think I play less than 1% of the whole total. I don't play most of what I own, obviously; but I'm looking at my collection, and I cringe at some of the the songs I own. Nora Jones? Feist? Metallica post And Justice... Read More
Oh man, Brooklyn Bridge is so beautiful on a motorcycle. It's also cold as hell. Why didn't I wear long johns today? I'm having a hard time typing this sentence. Let's the next sentence is easier. Nope, it's not.
It was a good ride, especially since I blew off work and went for a ride and brunch.
I'm on the subway, sitting across from me is a girl crying. She's staring deep into space. Her eyes are red and I see tears running down her cheeks. She looks nervous, lost and sad, but isn't sobbing. She's doing her best to keep her mind off of whatever her trouble is. I hate what I'm seeing. I wish I can say or do something... Read More
It's raining out and I didn't bring an umbrella. So today isn't so great. My Saturday though was pretty good. I finally got the motorcycles out of the garage and took them both for a joy ride. Took a ride over the Brooklyn Bridge to the see some art at the Frying Pan, then rode over to Williamsburg for some (moderate drinking) bar hopping.
Oh Suicide Girls, I'm going to blog all over you today.
I can't stop listening to Iron Maiden. You'd think a band whose hay day was in the 80s would stop making good music by now and they'd just play they old time favorites every time they perform, but no motherfucker, I'm playing they albums even from the 2000's. That's pretty amazing. I loved Metallica... Read More
17 WAYS TO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR PUBLIC BATHROOM STALLMATE
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
14. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
15. Play a well known drum rhythm over 'n over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
Awwwww.... sorry about that. I only thought when I read it myself that you would appreciate it for what it was. And here I thought you would use this to prank innocent people all over NY.
If it is any consolation, I didn't write it! {hangs head in shame}
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who've seen Motrhead, and then there's the rest of you. Holy shit, that was an awesome concert! I just hope you all at least one point in your life get to see Motrhead live. It was amazing. This was my second time, next time they come around NYC, I'll be there!
