Oh Suicide Girls, I'm going to blog all over you today.
I can't stop listening to Iron Maiden. You'd think a band whose hay day was in the 80s would stop making good music by now and they'd just play they old time favorites every time they perform, but no motherfucker, I'm playing they albums even from the 2000's. That's pretty amazing. I loved Metallica and Anthrax, but I only their older stuff. With Maiden, I'm still discovering their songs, decade after decade.
Up the Irons!
Oh, here's a note more relevant about this guy right here, so thanks for still reading.
It's a little warmer in NYC today. I'm going to try to get my motorcycle running today and cruise around town. More than likely I'll ride my first bike (Honda) to my second bike (Triumph), then work on the Triumph. Both bikes I own are very old, and they spend more time in the garage than on the road. This is the year I'm going to correct that. Wish me luck.
Oh hey, if you're ever short of t shirts (it happens!), why not pick one or two up from me?
check 'em out. My Store
I can't stop listening to Iron Maiden. You'd think a band whose hay day was in the 80s would stop making good music by now and they'd just play they old time favorites every time they perform, but no motherfucker, I'm playing they albums even from the 2000's. That's pretty amazing. I loved Metallica and Anthrax, but I only their older stuff. With Maiden, I'm still discovering their songs, decade after decade.
Up the Irons!
Oh, here's a note more relevant about this guy right here, so thanks for still reading.
It's a little warmer in NYC today. I'm going to try to get my motorcycle running today and cruise around town. More than likely I'll ride my first bike (Honda) to my second bike (Triumph), then work on the Triumph. Both bikes I own are very old, and they spend more time in the garage than on the road. This is the year I'm going to correct that. Wish me luck.
Oh hey, if you're ever short of t shirts (it happens!), why not pick one or two up from me?
check 'em out. My Store
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17 WAYS TO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR PUBLIC BATHROOM STALLMATE
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
14. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
15. Play a well known drum rhythm over 'n over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
If it is any consolation, I didn't write it! {hangs head in shame}
*sniff*