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Shit, this is what I'd been dreading. I finally ran out of wall space for hanging artwork.
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Seems appropriate to hear this right now.
richard_:
Nice... made me actually turn things up.
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I'm using my sexuality to get what I want, got a free bus transfer! Next up, lady with plate of cheese at the supermarket. Watch out!
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So, I just read my students' evaluations of my last semester's classes. Turns out I wasn't as much of a hack as I thought, they actually learned and enjoyed my class Who knew?
OK, we'll return to my usual pointless posts when the sun comes up.
mutantbaby1:
Cool.
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I don't mean to brag, but I'm the most modest person ever! Here's another exclamation point to seal the deal!
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I'm going to digress from digressing and talk about something else.
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My friends call me Murphy, you call me Robocop.

Oh, and countdown to new tattoo! Just a few more days
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Tuesday Haiku:

You should be aware
When you use the captain's log
Use a napkin too
totem:
Good one!
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Can we do a reality show about reality show cameramen and how they deal with their days during and after a shoot with Kim Kardashian, Snookie or Real Housewives of Blah Blah Blah? The drinking and self cutting would be fun and gut wrenching to watch.
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I'm going to ask the waitress.
heartbaker:
Let me know the answer
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In romance novels, "ample bosoms" sounds better than "shit load of tits."
veilchen:
"buttload of jubblies" ?
daftkraft:
I was going to say "bags of fun," but I guess yours is better. It involves butt and boobs.
Oh hi, I'm 12.