Dear roommates,
If you are going to use my professional grade pans to fry things, kindly don't leave them on high heat so that things carbonzie onto them.
Also, please do not throw my knife into the sink. It was razor sharp - sinks tend to undo that.
Sincerely,
A drunk me.
If you are going to use my professional grade pans to fry things, kindly don't leave them on high heat so that things carbonzie onto them.
Also, please do not throw my knife into the sink. It was razor sharp - sinks tend to undo that.
Sincerely,
A drunk me.
i am not your roommate, but i'm also drunk. as such, i feel it is appropriate (if not necessary) to comment.
roommates suck. living on your own may be lonely at times but usually its pretty damn satisfying. especially now, while drunk and stupid. thank god there is no witness to this folly
sincerely,
me, who doens't even know your first name. though something tells me i should.