daevric

This is probably far into the realm of TMI, but a hilarious conversation that must be shared.

Jay: You must be up to 2x/day, right? Regular as clockwork?

me: it was getting to that point, trying to cut back

Jay: hahahaha
Not too far back, gotta keep the gears lubricated.

me: helps prevent prostate cancer!

Jay: For when actual pussy shows itself, you won't last all of half a minute.
I am killing prostate cancer for the whole world, then.

me: if you could prevent other people from getting prostate cancer by masturbating furiously, my progeny will be safe for generations

Jay: Sins of the Fathers, indeed.