microsoft = evil conglomeration of money and power!
if you translate the words "product activation key" into swahili and rearrange the letters of the result, it reads: "bill gates likes to wrap himself naked in cellophane while laughing his way to the bank with your hard-earned mean green." I SWEAR.
so, uhm. poopy.
went to the curiosa festival on friday. expectations are a bitch. i...
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if you translate the words "product activation key" into swahili and rearrange the letters of the result, it reads: "bill gates likes to wrap himself naked in cellophane while laughing his way to the bank with your hard-earned mean green." I SWEAR.
so, uhm. poopy.
went to the curiosa festival on friday. expectations are a bitch. i...
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...you and the girl at the concession stand must have really connected! It's funny how when they say "One $13 soft pretzel, comin' right up"... I hear: "I want you to fuck me RIGHT now on this counter covered in mustard and ketchup!!"