Sunday Aug 08, 2004

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microsoft = evil conglomeration of money and power!

if you translate the words "product activation key" into swahili and rearrange the letters of the result, it reads: "bill gates likes to wrap himself naked in cellophane while laughing his way to the bank with your hard-earned mean green." I SWEAR.

so, uhm. poopy.

went to the curiosa festival on friday. expectations are a bitch. i...
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excowboy:
mogwai sucks? wow. eeek
...you and the girl at the concession stand must have really connected! It's funny how when they say "One $13 soft pretzel, comin' right up"... I hear: "I want you to fuck me RIGHT now on this counter covered in mustard and ketchup!!"

Sunday Aug 08, 2004

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microsoft = evil conglomeration of money and power!

if you translate the words "product activation key" into swahili and rearrange the letters of the result, it reads: "bill gates likes to wrap himself naked in cellophane while laughing his way to the bank with your hard-earned mean green." I SWEAR.

so, uhm. poopy.

went to the curiosa festival on friday. expectations are a bitch. i...
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Monday Aug 02, 2004

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...and thus the "black hole of self" continues, after years on hiatus. once upon a time i had a blog that published out to my narcissistic [myname].com website, back when i was so very damned important. my fiancee at the time noted that it was a "black hole of self" and made fun of it regularly. she is probably still right, even as my ex-wife....
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excowboy:
energy drinks eh?? Ever try that No Fear stuff? mmmm that shit's grrrrrrrreat!!

hahaha @ "makes me happy/sad"

Death To Smoochy was the stupidest.... STOOOOOPIDEST movie in the history of something that was from a long time ago! and i didnt know you were a Bill Murray fan.


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